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[Helena Maybery @MayberyHelena]

We’ve been sleeping on Mika #Eurovision

[nb. Magazine @NBmagazineUK]

Happy belated #ValentinesDay everyone!

To keep the celebrations going, we're giving away this bundle of truly sizzling reads 💘

Like, retweet and follow us to WIN! 📚😍

Winners announced 23/02/2022 via DM.

GOOD LUCK!! #bookstagram

[cressida @cressssie]

I think I’m getting too old to not fully understand mortgages

[cressida @cressssie]

I just fully cannot comprehend how people have such hatred towards Meghan

[cressida @cressssie]

Why did I just hear an ad for EGGS 🥚 during my podcast ?

[Jack Toulson @JackToulson12]

NZ in 2021: UK in 2021:

[#WOMENSART @womensart1]

Russian artist Svetlana Petrova decided to add her big ginger cat to some iconic portraits and masterpieces #womensart #Caturday

[Paul Anthony Jones @paulanthjones]

Going for a stupid walk in the stupid outside to get some stupid fresh air because everything’s stupid

[Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire]

From today, those experiencing domestic abuse will be able to go into a Boots or indie chemist & seek help. If they say the codeword ‘ANI’ they’ll be taken to a private room & asked if they want to call 999 or domestic abuse helpline. ANI stands for Action Needed Immediately

[marty @MartyOropeza]

For the record this was the US Capitol during the BLM Protestors

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

From the start, this government based its policy on wishful thinking - late to lockdown, mass testing, and masks.

They made absurd promises without thinking of how to achieve them.

And now London faces a cancelled Christmas while nightclubs are open in Wuhan.

[Ben Smoke @bencsmoke]

i hate it here

[Macaulay Culkin @IncredibleCulk]

Just staying Covid-safe wearing by the flayed skin of my younger self.

Don't forget to wear your masks, kids.

[Alita: Battle Angel stan account @punished_picnic]

here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. some apples are delicious, some taste bad. sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. you know what’s the same every time? doritos

[G @oneofthosefaces]

no straight pride this year :(((((

[cressida @cressssie]

WHEN WILL THIS STUPID SCOOTER TREND FOR ADULTS BE OVER? I am plagued by this question every single day