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Still at the peak

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@Symply_rhoda1 Opinions are like an arsehole. Everyone is entitled to one. But just like your arsehole, you opinion here stinks.

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@Symply_rhoda1 @Biodun_OG Men should practice self control while women should have the monopoly of violence?
That's the narrative you're trying to create, but this bukkshit is DOA

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@Symply_rhoda1 @Drew_Scarlet98 When one person has a clear advantage the other person should be wise enough not to get aggressive.

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@Symply_rhoda1 You're more concerned about making rules for men, but quietly leaves one important advice for your gender, keep your hands to yourself.

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@abdullahayofel next victim might be you.

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@abdullahayofel You acknowledged that there is insecurity and hardship in the country created by the dumbass you voted yet your problem is Peter Obi?

Whether he becomes president or not, he's already successful in life.
You can choose to vote insecurity again for the next 4 years and maybe the

[MessiStan02 #bagged 😔 @Stan_Incarnated]

Was the Argentina-Egypt match in 2026 rigged for Argentina? Let's take a look at "every major controversial call" again. (Thread)

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@OnyinofOnatario @DAMIADENUGA I dey work for the company wey dey produce am.
How many cartons you want, I go help you run am.

[IGBO History & Facts @IgboHistoFacts]

3 Wise Men from the East ✨

Don't say anything. Just Retweet!

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@Knick_RSA Maybe South Africans are banned too. Otherwise their heads would be shaped like this

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@AnnUdoh5 This is the same way women avoids accountability with silly excuses.
I'm glad y'all are seeing how stupeed such excuses sounds.

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@dumebi_nwanze I know you're trying to rage bait

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@PAtubobienemi @yabaleftonline This one don go ask Ariaa.

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@stayEminent @UnkleAyo is forever GOATED ...

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@obinna1st Me right now...

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@MeEvil @amakaobi40 @im_Kolins She's advising her people to mind their business and leave you people alone nah.
Why are you triggered.
Isn't that what you always wanted?

[Yehgha @yaygha]

Beginning to understand why they were forced to drink the bath water of their husbands' corpse in times when autopsies did not exist.

"Wicked Igbo woman" is not a joke. It is the self-confessed distilled essence of the Igbo woman archetype

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@Unabombaar Please which Okezie and Lawrence are you talking about?

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Good news: Uchegbu Kosischukwu won the gold medal in the senior category at the German Mathematics Olympiad in Frankfurt, Germany.

She competed against students from schools across Germany and also from 52 other countries.

She currently attends Ambassador College, Ota.

What a star!

[LaughBreak: Dad Jokes ‘N More @MediocreJoker85]

Four beer company CEOs walk into a bar.

The CEO of Budweiser orders a Bud Light.

The CEO of Miller orders a Miller Lite.

The CEO of Coors orders a Coors Light.

The CEO of Guinness orders a Coke.

The other three look at him and ask, “Why aren’t you drinking a Guinness?”

The CEO of Guinness says, “Well, I figured if you three weren’t ordering beer, it would be rude if I did.”