Crestopher Balsch

[Crestopher Balsch @crestopher]

@ELGL50 Where are your list of sessions? Hard to sign up without an easy to find session list.

[Crestopher Balsch @crestopher]

@Jayecane The moon is beautiful.

[Crestopher Balsch @crestopher]

@shockproofbeats I realize this is a bit pedantic and beside the point, but don't many nursery rhymes originate from oral tradition and folklore? I'd guess much context, and possibly related storytelling and narrative is lost in these compilations. In other words, you had to be there.

[Crestopher Balsch @crestopher]

@InnatCrossroads I bought the Elder Scrolls cookbook for Kindle, years ago, to compliment my hardcopy. It has formatting issues, pictures absent, corrupted text, etc. I notice the ebook version is no longer for sale. I'd still love to use it. Any chance Insight can look into it?

[Crestopher Balsch @crestopher]

Boldly flagellating where no paramecium has extended its flexible cilia before: coffee enema #thisisyourbrain #yolo #fuckitimdoingitanyway

[Crestopher Balsch @crestopher]

@DougBenson These go to 7-11: movies featuring scenes in a convenience store. #douglovesmovies #mostampsgototen

[Crestopher Balsch @crestopher]

@DougBenson Sing Richard the Bird: movies featuring cross-dressing singers #douglovesmovies

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@DougBenson 3-2-1 traction: movie where a shoe or shoes are an essential part of the story #douglovesmovies #noshoesnoshirtnoproblemo

[Crestopher Balsch @crestopher]

I love the refreshing backside you present to me flyboy. #explosivegreeting #nopotatoes

[Crestopher Balsch @crestopher]

Switching plumbs through a puckered anus is a feat itself. Mr. Fig Newtons: Gravity is a genius today.

[Crestopher Balsch @crestopher]

I had sixteen phimosis at breakfast, their bubbly smiles greet me still

[Crestopher Balsch @crestopher]

The happy snails of my eye live forlorn on the coast of your cheek, don't leave my priapism alone

[Crestopher Balsch @crestopher]

If I could bleed as much as your face with love, let us be free with shaking smiles

[Crestopher Balsch @crestopher]

I follow so close as to slam like a wing in heat.

[Crestopher Balsch @crestopher]

Don't let my fascination seep into your nostril

[Crestopher Balsch @crestopher]

I want to eat all the wookie in your splenda.