cruelster

Fivepiece band from cleveland ohio. formerly a very nearly viral bot that posted cruelster facebook statuses from 2011-present. follow us on instagram instead

[cruelster @creulster]

I like that!

[King Everything @Bigger_Billb]

I want to live forever instead of yes yes and will do anything in my power to do it please help me live forever

[cruelster @creulster]

hi 👋 were cruelster. We're a fife piece rock band from the Midwest looking for a manager! Retweet with your.credentials and we'll be in touch. huzzah!

[cruelster @creulster]

Check out this photo on Yelp https://t.co/ddbcWRfaVm

[cruelster @creulster]

if you want to be a hero, join the IDF. study the art of friendly fire and decimate your platoon

[Brad Stainbrook @StainbrookNFL]

Per NFL: #Browns Deshaun Watson's 24-yard TD pass to Amari Cooper on Sunday had a completion probability of 14.5%, the 4th most improbable completion of the season.

[cruelster @creulster]

crap!

[Anthony Cumia @AnthonyCumia]

Any.

[cruelster @creulster]

you want to be a hero kid? join the IDF and ask your commander about friendly fire then shoot him in the mouth

[wydna @wydna777]

Brat was really the most embarrassing cultural low point of the year

[cruelster @creulster]

some labels just release records by bands consisting of people i would simply never talk to

[cruelster @creulster]

STOP SCROLLING!!!! we need to find out who did this to my friend

[cruelster @creulster]

kamala harris dated my dad

[cruelster @creulster]

my wife is crazy

[cruelster @creulster]

we did this and more

[cruelster @creulster]

last chance . any money we make goes to recording new lp and private flights to europe

[cruelster @creulster]

fuck we have been locked out of this account for so long. you wouldnt believe how our forturnes have turned , as of late…

[cruelster @creulster]

@ThatKevinSmith

Today is Kevin smith appreciation day . Famous lawyer alan dershowitz once used lawyer skill to change his movie rating from NC17 to R. But instead I have to have a sitdown with a local mosh crew leader , so no celebration tonight.

#KevinSmithAppreciationDay

[cruelster @creulster]

I hurt myself sometimes… is that too scary for ya?

[cruelster @creulster]

YES AND YES AND YES AND YES AND YES AND YEs!

[cruelster @creulster]

last chance . any money we make goes to recording new lp and private flights to europe

[cruelster @creulster]

were back bitch
. It’s our 11th anniversary

https://t.co/pQSuE6rE6N

[cruelster @creulster]

British people coming to cleveland for food

[Paul Brown 🇬🇧 Browns fan🏈 London News 🎥Vlogger @PaulBrown_UK]

Coming to Cleveland 🇺🇸 next week - Where are the hot spots to eat this year ? … Go #Browns

[Paul Brown 🇬���� Browns fan🏈 London News 🎥Vlogger @PaulBrown_UK]

Coming to Cleveland 🇺🇸 next week - Where are the hot spots to eat this year ? … Go #Browns

[cruelster @creulster]

the scene NEEDS gatekeepers . it keeps us strong and pure and... young!