Dinghy Crew Problems

Sailing isn't a sport, sailing is a lifestyle that contains a sport.

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My skipper brags she always dry capsizes and I get wet, but really she throws me off centreboard yelling 'SACRIFICE THE CREW'. Every. Time.

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Explaining sailing drama to non sailors like

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When I get married I want to sail away on a boat that says just married instead of a car

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Boat goals

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Giving your boat a goodbye kiss #justsailorthings

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I would be in a way worse place if I hadn't started sailing ⛵⛵⛵⛵

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Sticks and stones may break your bones, but boats will always hurt you.

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A sassy skipper is a blessing

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You're so ratchet you could hold a whole fleet of boats on a trailer

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Boats over bros

Boats before hoes.

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If you don't have any bruises then did you actually sail?

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Truth #Sailing #C420

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Want the real sailing experience? Get your shoes very wet and dump endless buckets of cold salty water on your head.

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'I don't think we should tack here' I say as my skipper tries to roll the boat with me still on the wire

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How was I not aware these existed? #INeedThem #Sperry #SperryTopsider

[420 Sail It @skipperandcrews]

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Them: Do you do anything other than sailing?
Me: But, why would I?

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*Boat blatantly fowls us on port*
Me: STARBOARD
Me: PROTEST
Me:PROTEST
Me:Do your TURNS
Them: BITE ME
#WellFuckYou #Midwinters

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#AdviceToCrews
Your skippers ego is one of your most valuable pieces of equipment. Treat it with care