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@RealLifeTales_ I know it’s fake but…

He was definitely ‘unarmed’

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@DAMIADENUGA Rainbow backpack strap

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@mechanical_4u No inflight relight with that shit. Motor quits, you are gonna land in a farmers field

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@literaryeric Next Stop Willoughby

- The Twilight Zone

https://t.co/o56N83JNeD

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@scs_real 200 characters isn’t enough to describe what’s wrong with this shit. The first time I saw this I stopped watching when the 6 inch drill bit went all the way up into the crankcase…

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@Igottafigh64510 Allstate? Come get your Mayhem guy out of my garage please.

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@RealJessica Keep calm and chive on.

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@HiiEndLoLife @LtTimMcMillan Motherfuckin’ bootleg fireworks shit!

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@Miapiaseniorita @LtTimMcMillan The reflection in his glasses too

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@LtTimMcMillan When Fireworks Go Horizontal

I was at a dude’s house when a Roman Candle fell over after the first volley. After that it was asses and elbows as Willy Pete made the rounds of the neighborhood in horizontal fashion popping off sequentially but in random directions

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@NitroCircus I believe there is probably a disclaimer on that shitty hardware not to use it if life or limb is at stake.

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@EpicClipVault Security guard version of ‘turnaround jumpshot’

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@swm175_lucprof They break that out at last call/closing time?

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@NobodymrRobert lol, try to sell a hand saw on Craigslist or EBay. You won’t get $5 for it. No matter the type, brand or condition.

There is a reason for that.

The only exception is like Japanese stuff.

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@drag0nmaster17 @NobodymrRobert That’s a ‘man-saw’…

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@max358japan Somewhere. Some guy has a mannequin wearing a dress, training his dog to pull the dress off and run away.

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@e39bmw528 I am sure you have already gotten this advise:

“If it flies, floats or fucks, it’s always cheaper to rent.”

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@drinkonsaturday Using the folding table as a surfboard was worth watching by itself. All the other stuff was icing on the cake!

‘Marka!

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@TomWoodstom They have been sitting around for years, why throw them out now?

Murphy is alive and well and he’s a stalker

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@madaomoshiroi Why couldn’t the chicken swim? It Indentified as a duck.