Chance

Mostly here at this point to harass cops and make fun of Elon. #ACAB

[Chance @crewless]

About once a month I log in to Twitter to call somebody a stupid asshole.

Petey here is a stupid asshole.

[PeterSweden @PeterSweden7]

SURPRISE.

Guess who began working on an mRNA Hantavirus vaccine back in 2024?

Moderna did.

In collaboration with Korea University College of Medicine.

[Chance @crewless]

@PeterSweden7 Wow but you’re stupid. Dumber than a bag of fucking hammers.

[Chance @crewless]

@libsoftiktok @Aetna lol you’re really fucking stupid

you’re just now realizing private health insurance is a scam?

[Chance @crewless]

@mrddmia cry more, bitch

[Chance @crewless]

@jk_rowling

J.K. Rowling Escapes  Insane Asylum https://t.co/NxGJp7oZVJ

[Chance @crewless]

@EWErickson lol wow you really are a dumb fucking piece of shit

enjoy your war crimes, fuckface

[Chance @crewless]

@JeffCampsInMN @sneako lol you’re literally describing Donnie Trump you dumb bitch

except Donnie Trump can’t ride a bike

[Chance @crewless]

@sneako lol ha ha ha you fucking loser

[Chance @crewless]

This Nick bitch needs to cry more.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: Rioters are now pouring BUCKETS OF WATER right outside the driveway of ICE Minneapolis in order to make agents SLIP AND FALL when they’re attempting to make arrests

This is DISGUSTING.

These degenerates are getting away with WAY too much.

[Chance @crewless]

@nicksortor This is awesome. Fuck ICE, and fuck you, you Nazi bootlicker bitch.

[Chance @crewless]

@BethBro95924079 @Mamabenergy2 @nicksortor Bootlicker Beth is triggered lol

[Chance @crewless]

@KaCurrie_45 @nicksortor Cry more, Nazi dickhole.

[Chance @crewless]

@nicksortor Cry more, bitch.

[Chance @crewless]

@stoolpresidente don’t let the door hit you on your ass on your way out the door, bitch

[Chance @crewless]

I just logged in for a minute to tell Clay here to get fucked. Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit, and Clay is a crybaby bully bitch.

[Rep. Clay Higgins @RepClayHiggins]

I’m going to use Congressional authority and every influence with big tech platforms to mandate immediate ban for life of every post or commenter that belittled the assassination of Charlie Kirk. If they ran their mouth with their smartass hatred celebrating the heinous murder of that beautiful young man who dedicated his whole life to delivering respectful conservative truth into the hearts of liberal enclave universities, armed only with a Bible and a microphone and a Constitution… those profiles must come down.
So, I’m going to lean forward in this fight, demanding that big tech have zero tolerance for violent political hate content, the user to be banned from ALL PLATFORMS FOREVER. I’m also going after their business licenses and permitting, their businesses will be blacklisted aggressively, they should be kicked from every school, and their drivers licenses should be revoked. I’m basically going to cancel with extreme prejudice these evil, sick animals who celebrated Charlie Kirk’s assassination.
I’m starting that today.
That is all.

[Chance @crewless]

@RepClayHiggins Hi, Clay. Charlie Kirk was a piece of shit. The world is better off without him. Fuck him, and fuck you, too.

Now feel free to use your Congressional authority to come after me, bitch.

[Chance @crewless]

@WadeOnTweets I’m never here anymore, but please accept my late thanks!

[Chance @crewless]

@looptrnnr @GroovyMarmalade 1) That is really cool!

2) I am about to finally delete my Twitter account (because Vice-President Elon is a bridge too far for me). But I hope to see you two elsewhere on the interwebs.

[Chance @crewless]

@ckvanderkaay @NewbyRichard3 Plus Cate Blanchett always rules.

[Chance @crewless]

@ckvanderkaay Truly. She’s one of those actors I’d watch read the phone book.