Crewman!

Any.

Developing a new friday-type of weekday.

New to a lot of things.

Vomitted all over my laptop.

Stuck in a storage room.

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paying my plug in PS plus codes

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this is what i want. this is what i get

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evil sorceress voice: jerk your wicked penissss

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My life is like a carpark

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goin 2 goodwill soothes my aches and eases my Pain....

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THE REFLECTION PERVERT: honestly it was kinda my fault too, all things considered.

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THE REFLECTION PERVERT: yeah you can do with a chrome finish on that, I think

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THE REFLECTION PERVERT: yeah you can do with a chrome finish on that, I think

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i like it when i open minecraft and toby fox starts speaking to me

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Healed Homer Simpson: i can put down the duff

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JAMES STRIKER from homestuck

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I am like curious Georg I just wanna find things out and Know

[milena☆ @milenadraws]

happy pride month to these guys in particular

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alarm set 3 years from now

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jokingly imparting tremendous knowledge on some poor newbie acolyte for fun

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wassup

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Expensive cameras are an invention from Big Camera to get you to keep the Pawn Shops busy

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@Parsley_Parcel YES

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@sw_holocron

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They called you a concept, bro. Like a vague outline of a real person. Like you don't exist man. It's only your posts, that's the only thing that will ever be