Taylor Wagner!!

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[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

It’s that time of the year where I fully morph into a cast member from Love Island UK -It’s early days still innit? Gettin fit to crack on with the rest of the summer yeah?

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

@KyleeHowrey Me, myself, and I baby!!!

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

@tylerdribail14 Rise n grind!!!!!

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

@jackson_wagner Who’s saying that…?

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

jackson is trying to convince me that christian bale has a British accent when we all know his real voice is that of an 1890s newsboy??

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

have liked no less than every single tweet about harry styles that has graced my timeline & I will continue to do so!!! I cannot be stopped or reasoned with!!!

[sher🥺 @sherrysworld]

my friends when i can’t do basic math

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

when an eyelash gets in ur eye

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@jackson_wagner Well then CHOP CHOP honey!!!

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

Requesting a bracket of all of the reality dating shows with the craziest premises so we can decide as a society which is the most out of control

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

@hollykmichels Screaming, crying and throwing up :,-)

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

@tylerdribail14 🤩🎉🥂

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

@Kevin_Angland_ Teeny tiny angel baby boi

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

& listen I UNDERSTAND that everyone else on earth has known about this for a full day but I have JUST FOUND OUT okay???

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

Just found out that A$AP Rocky and Rihanna are having a CHILD TOGETHER & will be needing to take a mental health day tomorrow to process

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

Just realized my household doesn’t pass the Bechdel test bc my husband & dog are both boys - crying & throwing up

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

Ok but the movie Crazy Stupid Love heals them even FASTER

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

Time heals all wounds but McDonald’s sprite heals them faster

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

The clip of keke Palmer not knowing who dick cheney is personally one of my top 10 moments in history

[Taylor Wagner!! @crewsertay]

Time heals all wounds but McDonald’s sprite heals them faster