Curtis Harrison

Mines 2021 he/him/his

[Curtis Harrison @crharrison81]

When it's suddenly Sunday afternoon of spring break and you haven't done any of the work you should've been doing

[Curtis Harrison @crharrison81]

Anyone know when we can start showering again? Getting real tired of just washing my hands

[Curtis Harrison @crharrison81]

@BallsChatting This is a stolen tweet from a year ago

[Curtis Harrison @crharrison81]

Look at the replies and tell me the simulation isn’t breaking down

[Netflix @netflix]

what’s something you can say during sex but also when you manage a brand twitter account?

[Eric @erickstevens82]

“I’m home!”

My dog:

[Curtis Harrison @crharrison81]

Friendly reminder that calling your representatives and senators is much more effective than any other form of feedback, as a staffer has to answer and talk to you:
https://t.co/24ytBrkhp4

[The Onion @TheOnion]

New Facebook Terms Of Service Includes Compulsory Conscription Into Zuckerberg’s Upcoming War Against Government https://t.co/tTO6iy9pWd

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Rage, rage against the dying of the light

[randi @randi_faust]

If you think your college rivalry is heated I just learned my school once blew up another school, and then when they retaliated, took some of their students captive, burned ‘M’s on to their scalps with silver nitrate, and marched them through town

[Curtis Harrison @crharrison81]

...sunflowers?

[Jay @Jayssentiall]

I was today years old that i learned this is where sunflower seeds come from

[Curtis Harrison @crharrison81]

Hi pals! If you have 10 free seconds and want to help my pals and me out, click the link to vote for our SXSW talk!!

[Tonya Witherspoon @spoonwrite]

SXSW PanelPicker® https://t.co/YkxRtsdPZa Vote Up "HOW THE ‘POWERLESS’ CHANGE THE FUTURE" by @JessicaAldrich and other @uifellows @WSUUIF #designthinking #entrepreneurship #leaders

[Curtis Harrison @crharrison81]

My hands look like this so hers can look like this

[jourdain @jourdaindong]

Bill Nye not the same Bill Nye we used to know 💀

[Curtis Harrison @crharrison81]

Where do the bunnies go when it snows?

[summer ᡣ𐭩ྀིྀི₊ ⊹ @summerdru]

Who thought getting this bunny was gonna be a good idea 😭

https://t.co/IespYdbpQ6

[ABC News @ABC]

Families of Sandy Hook shooting victims win legal victory in lawsuit against InfoWars, Alex Jones. https://t.co/kWHkWMSKsV

[Austin Spencer @austinthefreak1]

I removed all the jokes from the fire drill scene from The Office and added scary music to see how much I could change the tone

[Curtis Harrison @crharrison81]

Plot twist: pigs can’t hear you so idioms about them aren’t comparable to hate speech and claiming they are is disrespectful to those who have experienced real hate speech but go off I guess PETA

[CNN @CNN]

PETA says phrases like 'bring home the bacon' are comparable to racism and homophobia https://t.co/Bn9Ih9j1uR

[Curtis Harrison @crharrison81]

I don’t know what kind of friends y’all have but I think it’s time for new ones

[Curtis Harrison @crharrison81]

Is this an Onion article

[CNN @CNN]

Dead brothel owner wins Nevada state assembly seat https://t.co/PgSxFgpojE