Carter

il faut que jeunesse se passe

[Carter @crhodes80]

@elonmusk I asked Grok to draft a 20 page critique of your personality and public presence (all love brother), in the stylings of Antonin Scalia. It’s great, but best we could get was 15 after multiple attempts. Can’t attach here. Lmk how to get it to you. Let’s get those last 5.

[Carter @crhodes80]

@mollytaft

[Flagship Golf @FlagshipGolfCo]

🚨 GOLF TOWEL GIVEAWAY 🚨

We’re giving away a sold out Carolina Forever golf towel! RT and follow for a chance to win 🤙

One winner will be randomly selected tomorrow morning at 10am.

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[Carter @crhodes80]

@MILFWEEED pause..

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Support For Climate Change Skyrockets After Computer Models Show It Will Flood California https://t.co/NwzFaXDNHr

[Carter @crhodes80]

Friendly reminder that kites are sky trash

[Carter @crhodes80]

@mca15041 entertain me

[Carter @crhodes80]

@julmele I’m intrigued

[Barstool Gamecocks @Barstool_Cocks]

Anthony Bourdain’s Waffle House monologue should be put in a museum.

[Carter @crhodes80]

Pretzels is the same

[Steven W Skinner @SkinnerSteven]

This has made me realize how much I enjoyed living in precedented times

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Nike Fires 8-Year-Old Shoemaker Responsible For Zion Williamson Injury https://t.co/aPLeHP7A6w

[Austin Gray @AustinG2388]

@crhodes80 Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjay gilstrap here with the gilstrap family dealership.

[Carter @crhodes80]

This guy gets it https://t.co/ehlmJwsw5q

[Austin Gray @AustinG2388]

@crhodes80 Jjjjjjjjjjjjjjay gilstrap here with the gilstrap family dealership.

[Carter @crhodes80]

Jjjjjjjjjjjjjj

[ClickHole @ClickHole]

Shots Fired: Quiznos Has Hired Subway’s Jared Fogle For A New Ad Campaign Claiming That Quiznos Sandwiches Cured His Pedophilia https://t.co/PogXV8Sx38

[Carter @crhodes80]

If you can escape the womb you can escape anything!!

[Carter @crhodes80]

How long do ice cubes take to freeze?

[Rob Mac @RMcElhenney]

#FlyEaglesFly

[Carter @crhodes80]

What’s the life of meaning