Chris Hoffman

[Chris Hoffman @crhoffman06]

Hey @MyFDOT_Tampa !! The timing on the lights by the mall on State Road 56 are an absolute train wreck. Actually, a train wreck would probably get fixed faster than I’ll get through these two lights... have a look will ya!?

[Chris Hoffman @crhoffman06]

@AskFrontier You guys no called, no showed twice on a new install. So no. But rest assured, @GetSpectrum is giving you a run for your money!

[Chris Hoffman @crhoffman06]

I’m pretty sure @GetSpectrum and @FrontierCorp are competing for the worst customer service. Wanna be a millionaire? Start a phone/internet company that actually gives a shit about their customers. BOOM!

[Chris Hoffman @crhoffman06]

I wish there was a way to tell people that drive with their emergency lights on in the rain that they’re stupid.

[Chris Hoffman @crhoffman06]

No need. I’ll be switching our services over to @FrontierCorp in a week because your customer service team is shit.

[Chris Hoffman @crhoffman06]

“Hi @GetSpectrum ! Our business internet & phone is down. Can you help?” “Yeah, we’ll be there in two business days...” 😤

[Chris Hoffman @crhoffman06]

Juice box sales are really going to take a huge hit in California with this new ban on straws #RandomThoughts

[Chris Hoffman @crhoffman06]

I ate @Bojangles1977 three times in the 24 hours I was in Charlotte. #noshameinmybojanglesgame

[Clenzoil Unlimited @ClenzoilUSA]

Sometimes you just gotta go Full Semi-Automatic! Head on over to https://t.co/eF5JLowSur to get yours today!

[Chris Hoffman @crhoffman06]

Hey @youfit How about NOT doing maintenance on your showers during peak hours!? Just a thought.

[Chris Hoffman @crhoffman06]

Real talk... I would download Heath Sanders song “Bloodline” after listening to it on the @bobbybonesshow The dude killed it.

[Clenzoil Unlimited @ClenzoilUSA]

We won't tell you how great our product is - we'll just let our reviews do the talking.
Thank you to all our customers who've shown their appreciation and support for our brand!

#clenzoil #shooting

[Chris Hoffman @crhoffman06]

C’mon boys! Let’s keep the pressure on ‘em! #wareagle #beatbama

[Chris Hoffman @crhoffman06]

Game Day Baby!!! Let’s Go! #WarEagle #BeatBama

[Clenzoil Unlimited @ClenzoilUSA]

We're proud of our #history and our roots.
Veteran-made and veteran-owned.
Read more about us: https://t.co/CfOvUtXVOZ

#veterans #firearms #shooting #marine #tackle #fishing

[Clenzoil Unlimited @ClenzoilUSA]

[GIVEAWAY] Ready to hit the range!? We're excited to launch this giveaway in partnership with Grizzly Targets to say 'Thank You' to all of our loyal customers and followers. Visit https://t.co/bslC5IeOMv to enter!

[Clenzoil Unlimited @ClenzoilUSA]

What gets you going? #MotivationMonday

[Chris Hoffman @crhoffman06]

Football is stupid and people who watch it are stupid.

Sincerely,
An Auburn/Bucs Fan

[Chris Hoffman @crhoffman06]

Not having cable makes it even easier to not watch the @NFL anymore.

[Chris Hoffman @crhoffman06]

@Walmart door greeter: Hi there! I hope you plan on spending your whole afternoon here! Because you're going to whether you like it or not.