Bertolt Ottoman

Escaped internment in the 20th Century. Poet, historian, bookseller, father, Texican.

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@adgirlMM I dunno. But who is this guy?

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@WUTangKids Electro-magnetic ray gun that can move golf balls into advantageous lies.

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@Death_sunsatia @JDVance @PM_ViktorOrban Now prosecute him for corruption.

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@Logically_JC JD has had a few great days of late.

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@RobertAllenPoet _Flaubert's Parrot_ by Julian Barnes comes to mind.

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@Rainmaker1973 Among Sumo collectors, I hear that corked test tubes of back hair are more desirable as relics than these palmo-graphs.

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@Rainmaker1973 Goatrilla or Goatzilla?

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@0liviajulianna DNC interfaces between donors and campaigns; encourages the most viable candidates to run; distributes money to candidates. How'd I do?

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Michael Winslow, the man of 10,000 sound effects replicating Whole Lotta Love by Led Zeppelin.

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@adgirlMM AT this point having Jennings on CNN is just silly.

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“He wrote his seventh novel over ten days in 1965 to finance his first trip to Europe.” This is how to bio

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@phillipcrymble "The Granite Pail"--what a great title for a book of selected poems.

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@BarbMcQuade If Trump hadn't castrated the old guard Republicans they'd be in his face. But he did...and they aren't.

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@SmithTuri This is actually a good position for leftists to be in: defending FDR's policies. It's a no brainer.

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@adgirlMM I guaran-fucking-tee-you that opening the National Parks up for resort development is coming.

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@AstroNoodleCat @StateDept @DeputySecState Shameful.

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@linislink @warmone36 @TheHoleTweet @acnewsitics When did Scalia become a MAGA pariah? Cope this, mutherfucker.

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@RichardAngwin @kyledcheney So how did Scalia go from being a Republican hero to becoming a MAGA pariah?

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@rocknrollgarag1 Sweet Black Angel or Torn and Frayed

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@rocknrollgarag1 He looks like a British Prime Minister.