TCrib 👁👄👁

Came for the politics, stayed for the memes.

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

You could move to New York City.

Rent an 852-square-foot apartment for $5,503 a month.

Blow $500 on three “first dates” a week and somehow remain single for six years.

Finally meet someone you like, then discover they’re “not really looking for anything serious right now.”

Get a master’s degree so you can qualify for an internship.

Apply to 147 jobs, get 93 automated rejections, and finally find an “entry-level” position requiring five years of experience.

Eventually land a six-figure job and still need a roommate to make rent.

Pay federal income tax, New York State income tax, AND New York City income tax because apparently living there is a three-level subscription.

Learn that a “quiet neighborhood” means the sirens only come by every 20 minutes.

Pay $27 every day for a sandwich (no sides) because the place has exposed brick and a handwritten menu.

Take the subway to work every morning and develop the useful skill of pretending not to notice absolutely anything happening around you.

Spend 45 minutes traveling three miles.

Carry your groceries home six blocks because parking near your apartment is more of a philosophical concept than an actual possibility.

Have “owning a washer and dryer” become one of your primary measures of generational wealth.

Walk past a mountain of trash bags on your way to a restaurant with a Michelin star.

Tell your friends back home you don’t need a car while spending $46 on an Uber because the subway is delayed again.

Go to Central Park when you want to remember what trees look like.

Spend your twenties telling everyone you could NEVER live anywhere else.

Then one day you visit your cousin in Iowa.

He has a house with four bedrooms, a garage, a yard, two cars, four kids, and somehow pays less than you do for the apartment where your refrigerator touches your couch.

But hey.

The NYC bagels are incredible.

[cosmetical ‎ @cosmetic4l]

CARRIED METRO ON MY ETERNUS GAME EZ

[TMZ @TMZ]

Hayden Panettiere, best known for her roles in "Heroes" and "Nashville," has died at 36 💔 https://t.co/8kkmtCJMiO

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

Sis!

Once I go No. 1 pick in the 2027 @WNBA Draft, the first player I’m dunking on is Angel Reese.

She’s the Paul George of the #WNBA.

Just lean into the podcast already.

[Royce White 🇺🇸 @Highway_30]

They are the tolerant left. I become a Black Trans Lesbian and they want me dead. After they encouraged me to open up and be my authentic self… Why is the media silent on this violence against Trans people? Silence is violence!

Royce White for President
WNBA #LetHerPlay

[Pintmonster @pintmonster69]

We should all get purple hearts for surviving 2020

[TCrib 👁👄👁 @crib606260]

@DramaAlert Obv fake struggle

[Joey Salads @JoeySalads]

I was banned from youtube and lost a high 6-figure income for saying this a few years ago.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

🇨🇴 A building literally crumbles as huge chunks of concrete fall near people running out of it in Colombia during the 7.4-magnitude earthquake.

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

Tyler1 Shows Off His Dinner (2018)

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

https://t.co/zlwWpVF0Ou

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: WNBA Commissioner announces the league is meeting to review what a woman is, after multiple former NBA stars announced plans to join the league.

[TCrib 👁👄👁 @crib606260]

@mitrajoon246071 Terrible ending

[fangcel @fangcell]

To: ██████ █████
From: Jeffrey Epstein <[email protected]>
28. Oct. 2016, 3am

Love this new valve game Deadlock, maining doorman atm

[Fanatics Collect @Collect]

LeBron's first video game appearance vs. his most recent

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

WNBA fan’s half court shot attempt 😭😭😭

[gemini ❤️‍🔥 @fkabonetitties]

This is how I’m moving through crowds because people are actually stupid asf now and have no spatial awareness and walk entirely too slow all of the time

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

I am not kidding about this. I am prepared to buy a @wnba expansion franchise and locate them in Nashville. I pledge to have a 100% trans team, all men who identify as women. I will also employ a 100% trans coaching staff. Most inclusive team in history!

[Clay Travis @ClayTravis]

Important announcement: I am upping my offer, $10 million dollars for a head-to-head basketball game between the defending WNBA champion Las Vegas Aces and a boy's high school state title team of my choice. If the Aces beat my team, I will give them $10 million.