Lord Kris Rocket

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[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly furious after historians officially added the Iran War to the list of wars America has lost.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump is reportedly panicking after the judge overseeing a lawsuit on the NDAs he makes all his staffers sign hinted at their unconstitutionality so staffers may soon be free to talk openly about his naps, body odor, failing health, and dementia symptoms.

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Donald Trump’s body odor has finally been explained with a new diagnosis: “Early Onset Decomposition."

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: Senate Republicans were reportedly so mad at Donald Trump tonight in a White House meeting about Iran that one senator even blurted out that Trump's bright orange makeup made him look like a clown.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning development in deep-red Ohio, Democratic Gubernatorial candidate Amy Acton has out-fundraised her Republican challenger Vivek Ramaswamy. Let's go!

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: Stunning new reporting from Politico reveals how Donald Trump and his team are panicking that Sherrod Brown could win back Ohio for the Democrats. This is amazing.

[Lord Kris Rocket @cricketg1]

@POTUS How about splitting that 1.8 billion amongst 349 million #Americans. Everyone gets 5.1 million each. economy settled, people could live, That's #America

[Lord Kris Rocket @cricketg1]

@HalfwayPost Hahahaha

[The Halfway Post @HalfwayPost]

BREAKING: A forklift operator at the site of Trump’s White House ballroom just accidentally knocked over a porta-potty and spilled excretory waste into the ventilation shaft of Trump's new underground bunker.

[Lord Kris @themightygrunge]

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[Ed Krassenstein @EdKrassen]

Robin Williams warned us about Donald Trump.

We didn’t listen.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a powerful moment, Hillary Clinton just shredded to pieces Donald Trump’s Ukraine policy. She’s right again.

[ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ @LePapillonBlu2]

This guy had more courage than the Entire House and Senate, Trump, and all of maga combined.

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Donald Trump is refusing to attend the Super Bowl this year due to the NFL's selection of Bad Bunny as the halftime show performer, saying all he does is "sow hatred."

RETWEET if you are proud to stand with Bad Bunny against Trump!

[Lord Kris Rocket @cricketg1]

@PressSec HAHAHAHA

[Lord Kris Rocket @cricketg1]

@PressSec You Are A CUNT! The way you speak to people is despicable and you should be tarred and feathered

[Lord Kris Rocket @cricketg1]

Step Down you POS!! @PeteHegseth

[Lord Kris Rocket @cricketg1]

@BarronTNews_ Shut the fuck up

[Lord Kris Rocket @cricketg1]

@PeteHegseth POS...

[Lord Kris Rocket @cricketg1]

Fuck you #ICE