You know where the worst place to fly out of is? Not #CodyWy because apparently @united doesn’t fly out of here. On plane on runway 23 hours late and holding. Why even try? @SkyWestAirlines#airlinefail
Took kids to see @BossBaby2Full #BossBaby at @AMCTheatres at #desertridge in NoPhx. Omg. The sound during previews was DEAFENING. My kids begged to leave. I paid $60 for this? Smart TV looking better every day.
TODAY'S DEBATE: How should we celebrate the very worthwhile contribution men make to society? A half-day event? A 1-hour craft workshop? Penis-themed merchandise? Or something else?
4yo: I decided I’m going to be your little love bug forever.
Me: Aw, that’s sweet.
4yo: You can’t call me that in Kindergarten. At school, call me “my son” or use my name.
Me: Of course.
4yo: Aaand, just so you know, I’m not actually a bug. I’m a human boy.
#parenting#momlife
I was walking my cockapoo Stella and passed a woman walking her daschund. I asked her if Stella could say hi. She goes, “no way lady, this is a daschund, that should tell you alllll you need to know” and I’ve been thinking about it all day and realized I do need more information
Just finished reading #19thwife by @DavidEbershoff. I couldn’t put it down. I was altogether fascinated and disgusted by his historical novel based on extensive research of the early #LDS church’s #polygamy.
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@EnswellJones At Ash Wednesdays services with 3yo, he repeated yelled, “I want more asses!” after he wiped of the ashes from his forehead. At communion, before I could send him back to the pew with his sister, he yelled, “Not cookies! Asses! I want asses!” #mortified
Allister Adel has won the race for Maricopa County attorney, becoming the first woman voters have entrusted to lead the third-largest prosecutorial agency in the country. @azcentral https://t.co/33fbWuQt4z