Crick Watson MD

Trust me, I'm a doctor.

[Crick Watson MD @CrickWatsonMD]

BREAKDOWNS ARE COMING BACK.

Excited to announce I’m joining up with the @circlingbackpod crew to keep bringing you the Internet’s hottest takes on #TheBachelor and #TheBachelorette starting next Monday! See you then.

[Crick Watson MD @CrickWatsonMD]

I mean, you’re wrong. But even if you weren’t- what about my dead coworkers, Paul? Would have been great to have enough masks back in April. Got a fix for that?

[Paul Bliton @PaulBliton]

@CrickWatsonMD ACA lowered the poverty rate for Medicaid and kicked many off, while raising costs

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Pitch in $5 to help this campaign fly. https://t.co/CqHAId0j8t

[Crick Watson MD @CrickWatsonMD]

So if you’re cool with raising a giant middle finger to people that risk their lives every day treating COVID, or to members of the LGBTQ+ community like me, then vote from Trump. And please unfollow me. But if you give a fuck about America, the choice is clear. #BidenHarris2020

[Crick Watson MD @CrickWatsonMD]

I realize y’all follow me for snarky #Bachelor content and probably don’t care about my personal views, but as a gay physician I can’t stay silent any longer. If I’ve ever made you laugh in a 10k word recap of a reality show, please hear me out.

[Crick Watson MD @CrickWatsonMD]

I grew up in Indiana. Mike Pence directly contributed to an HIV outbreak while he was governor because his religious beliefs precluded him from authorizing a needle exchange that science proved would decrease transmission rates. I’m sure Jesus is happy about that shit.

[Crick Watson MD @CrickWatsonMD]

@JennaLCrowley @noampao Those are considerably smaller so just think of the possibilities.

[Crick Watson MD @CrickWatsonMD]

@JennaLCrowley @noampao Glad I’ve ruined golden delicious apples for y’all.

[Crick Watson MD @CrickWatsonMD]

What stage of the quarantine experience is developing a strong desire to start rewatching Lost? Asking for myself.

[Crick Watson MD @CrickWatsonMD]

About to put on pants without an elastic waistband for the first time since quarantine started. Really excited to see if they still fit or if I’m going to spend the rest of the day shame eating to make sure they definitely won’t fit.

[Crick Watson MD @CrickWatsonMD]

Thrilled that I’ve been at work every day of this god damn pandemic only to have the president suggest PPE shortages are actually our fault. Just fantastic. https://t.co/0PC0sHUrCW

[Crick Watson MD @CrickWatsonMD]

@kayhaby I’ve had the same thought. Several times.

[Crick Watson MD @CrickWatsonMD]

It’s been 12 hours since I finished watching Tiger King and I am still reeling. May never be the same again.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Please do not take medical advice from a man who looked directly at a solar eclipse.

[Lauren Zima @laurenzima]

Hannah Ann said she wants to date Tyler C and now Hannah B seems to be potentially on a date with him so at the end of the day...did we still get Tyler as #TheBachelor?!?!?