Dear eight-pound, six-ounce, newborn infant Jesus, who doesn't even know a word yet—little infant, so cuddly but still omnipotent for making America Great Again!
Just casually woke up on TMZ. Travel tip: don’t drink and take edibles in high altitude. Fucking brain diarrhea. I’ll make it up to you Beaver Creek! ❤️
@TSA I lost my id and have since ordered a new one. It will not be here in time for my flight. Can I use the paper receipt that serves as my license issued by the DMV?
@brittanylynne8 maybe you should be apologizing as well for standing there like a fools taking pictures STANDING ON THE SAME SPOT. Disrespectful, entitled, and selfish is your game.
I want to sincerely apologize for accidentally being on the Sean Taylor #21 at FedEx Field. We were directed to stand in that area and I meant absolutely no disrespect to him or his family.