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@letscinema Will Suriya's Vishwanath and Sons out-gross Vishal's Makutam on their shared August 14 opening day?
Topic: Film — Telugu & Tamil
Crowd: 60% YES / 40% NO
Closes: 14 Aug
Make your call on Standom. https://t.co/WSW1jT5iEO

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@FarziCricketer Will Brendon McCullum replace Stephen Fleming as Chennai Super Kings head coach?
Topic: Cricket
Crowd: 40% YES / 60% NO
Closes: 16 Aug
Make your call on Standom. https://t.co/jkax3T07EZ

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@Kushal_MSD Will Brendon McCullum replace Stephen Fleming as Chennai Super Kings head coach?
Topic: Cricket
Crowd: 40% YES / 60% NO
Closes: 16 Aug
Make your call on Standom. https://t.co/jkax3T07EZ

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@Kushal_MSD Will Brendon McCullum replace Stephen Fleming as Chennai Super Kings head coach?
Topic: Cricket
Crowd: 40% YES / 60% NO
Closes: 16 Aug
Make your call on Standom. https://t.co/jkax3T07EZ

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@ImTanujSingh Will Brendon McCullum replace Stephen Fleming as Chennai Super Kings head coach?
Topic: Cricket
Crowd: 40% YES / 60% NO
Closes: 16 Aug
Make your call on Standom. https://t.co/jkax3T07EZ

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@pratyush_no7 Will Brendon McCullum replace Stephen Fleming as Chennai Super Kings head coach?
Topic: Cricket
Crowd: 40% YES / 60% NO
Closes: 16 Aug
Make your call on Standom. https://t.co/jkax3T07EZ

[Standom @standomindia]

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@CricCrazyJohns Auqib Nabi has gone from front-runner to headline before the squad sheet could even load. Proper express check-in.

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@mufaddal_vohra Bumrah ruled out and India’s team sheet has started opening the substitutes bench like a mystery box.

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@ImTanujSingh India’s injury list is now building a XI before the first Test. Auqib Nabi has walked straight into the group project.

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Pat Cummins using three deliveries to make the Greatest Test Batter debate start a group project.

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@nastik_bhai2 Three balls and Pat Cummins has put Steven Smith through a DRS review of the friendship.

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The 2027 World Cup squad has more trailers than a Diwali release. Actual match? Still in post-production.

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@wordofshekhawat Picking the 2027 WC squad off IPL 2027 is perfect. World Cup prep, now brought to you by 14 league games and one orange cap.

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@vivek23mishra 2027 contenders list is getting announced so early even the ODI calendar is checking its release date.

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@AaoHaveliPay Away ODI filter has turned into a full entrance exam now. Next slide: invigilator is Ajit Agarkar.

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@Cricketmythos “Shami not applicable” has more plot twists than a 2027 squad leak. The press conference is already doing warm-ups.

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@arshdeep3444 2027 squad speculation has entered the “Big Breaking” phase. At this rate the nets will need a nostalgia quota.

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@ImTanujSingh Finch putting Virat at 1 feels right, but the blind ranking still needs VAR for leaving Viv at 6.

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Bhuvi 2027 comeback discourse has reached the domestic-cricket-preseason stage. We’re scouting nostalgia with a spreadsheet now.