crider 🇵🇸

“crider talks like how the internet looks” . bi they/any . former touring performer, future musician, current internet jester . blm trans rights = human rights

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If u see something that reminds you of me, that’s cridercore

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Oh yeah, it’s all coming together

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I asked my partner to bring measuring tape but she forgot so in true make it work fashion we took my measurements using xlr cable 💀😂

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On the trashcan

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There’s a Yellowjacket in the men’s restroom in the theater building at Pima community college west campus

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Schrödinger’s silliest moments:

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The first picture I took of her at the pound vs her today, one year later!!!! 🥳 love my lil cyclops, couldn’t have asked for a better kitty

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West, as a direction, is so right coded. And the inverse for east, that guy should go to the left. Where did we go wrong

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They should let anybody who doesn’t have overhead luggage get off the plane first, speed up the disembarkment process

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Getting head from a twink with dentures, call it fruit gummy

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Why is my desire to flex in a crown so strong rn 🤴

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One thing about me is that I don’t really wanna do the work today

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America will never import this drink because it will solve the healthcare crisis and make big pharma go bankrupt

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Had a dream last night I missed the school bus, I haven’t ridden the bus in like 10 years

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The way a frosted cinnamon roll from circle k at 7:30am absolves me off all my guilt and sins 💯

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I just know somewhere Byron is LIVING during this half time show

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I was born in 1997 and I distinctly remember my elementary school’s telebroadcast morning announcements playing mambo no. 5 every single day

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@jadeacacia_ We said 👀👁️😂

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Pov: you have our full attention and interest

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I’m resolving to sing more and dance more and show more chest hair 😂

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Yes road rage is petty and toxic as hell but I also believe that people need to be brutally shamed when they operate heavy machinery on public roads like idiots