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It's 12:04 and all is we... OH MY EFFING GOD!!! THE @Cubs ARE IN THE WORLD SERIES!!!

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It's 6:14pm and @realDonaldTrump is still on TV, running for president. #AllIsNotWell

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It's 8pm and @realDonaldTrump is on tv. Still.

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My best tweet and got no traction :(

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Hear ye, hear ye. Today is 4.04 day and you do not exist.

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Hear ye, hear ye Trump and Bernie wins #NHPrimary and everything is not well!

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Hear ye, hear ye. @realDonaldTrump called @tedcruz a p***y in front of life tv cameras and everything is well!

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Hear ye, hear ye. It is the eve of the #NewHampshirePrimary and all is well. For some...

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Fifty-fifty split on the Democratic side of the #IowaCaucus and all is well!

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Hear ye, hear ye. The @tedcruz bus is free of the mud and all is well.

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Hear ye, @realDonaldTrump has announced he will not debate on the FoxNews this Thursday and all is still well!

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It's "everything is terrible" o'clock and nothing is well. RT this for maximum panic. https://t.co/gXNOJ34v4X

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The best thing on the Internet is @chrissyteigen performing a puppet show for her dog on @Snapchat and all is better than well!

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It's #TrumpPalin o'clock and all is most assuredly NOT well!

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The President of the United States will address Congress in a few minutes and all is well. #SOTU

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The @POTUS @BarackObama will deliver his last #SOTU address at 9:00pm ET tonight and all is well!

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The @goldenglobes start in a few hours and all is well!

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We have weather across the globe and all is well!

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We made it to Tuesday and all is well!

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First Monday of the newest year you are alive and all is well! #HappyNewYear