Toon Crier

Life long suffering Toon fan- now no longer suffering!

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

@United4_life @Darrenboyb @CrierToon I want an apology for that right now

[Francis @FrancisChipp]

Manchester united are paying £92m for a player whos last two seasons have ended in relegation 🤯

[Toon Crier @CrierToon]

@triffic_stuff_ @iceman_TOF Let’s hope Trump deports the hypocrite. Awful to think we’ve got to endure him for another month. Good advert for the BBC

[Toon Crier @CrierToon]

@agbnufc_ I can’t imagine Jaouen would be pleased about NUFC signing a player not much older than himself. I recall reports that Trafford would be a signing for the next ten years

[Tom @SFCTom123]

Classic Gary Neville. Pretending to be a moral compass while happily taking money from the country.

Qatar all over again. 😴

#WorldCup

[Toon Crier @CrierToon]

@DomScurr @DazShocks @David_Ornstein Are you not sick of reporting on Trafford? I am certainly sick of reading these stories. Tedious

[Right over Left Everytime @RightSide_Uk]

Meet Athika Ahmed, 23.
She’s just been appointed Health Ambassador and dietitian for Wales.
£9,000 a month.
To give health advice.
She’s morbidly obese.
This is the United Kingdom in 2026.
Completely insane.

[Toon Crier @CrierToon]

@David_Ornstein @TheAthleticFC Tedious and boring

[Toon Crier @CrierToon]

@OkposioF @NicoSchira Chelsea needed to send them details of the dodgy agents with instructions on how to fool the Premier League to help them win trophies

[ledbymorons @LordCharles111]

Never forget @Keir_Starmer has refused to meet the family of Rhiannon Skye White because they refused to read his script out.

[Al Carns @AlistairCarns]

We owe those who serve the UK the kit to do the job and the loyalty to stand by them when it's done. We are failing on both.

I’ve spent my whole time in government making that case. Number 10 will not listen, so I am resigning as Minister for the Armed Forces.

Letter to the PM below.🫡🫡🫡⬇️⬇️

[Patrick Christys @PatrickChristys]

Absolutely scathing about Keir Starmer from Al Carns, who has just resigned. Massively digs out Starmer for prosecuting British war heroes. Good stuff.

[Ben Habib @BackBrexitBen]

After the horrific attempted beheading in Belfast, Labour’s answer is to amend the Online Safety Act and force social media platforms to remove content faster during “times of crisis”.

Not fix the border. Not answer the public. Not restore trust. But instead censor the reaction. They do not want answers, they want total control.

[Brian Huddart @Doomlordster]

@LukeEdwardsTele The revisionist and hindsight brigade out in force.

[Toon Crier @CrierToon]

@TomCom86136845 @NUFC 😂😂😂

[NUFC Blog @NUFCBlogcouk]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Newcastle sign Kyle Healy-Matthews after beating rivals to West Ham talent ⚫️⚪️

Full story ⤵️

https://t.co/16Cm3e9V0y #NUFC #WHU #WHUFC

[Shrodingers Borderline Normal @JeremyCordite]

1. Protestors will be met with the full force of the law.

2. Beheaders will be met with sympathetic mental health specialists and woke judges who don't care if they do it again.

[Ciaran Kelly @CiaranKelly__]

🇫🇷 Ewen Jaouen:

⚫️How he was told he could be a goalkeeper in England one day
⚪️"I don't know the limit for him."
⚫️*That* night in Lille
⚪️"He needs to feel love around him." #NUFC

https://t.co/e3SugopbFV

[Toon Crier @CrierToon]

@NixonNUFC @toontoon999 @Magpie24_7 Big difference between PSG and Brighton who aren’t winning the CL or the PL
anytime soon

[Toon Crier @CrierToon]

@IdRayce19 @TeleFootball @LukeEdwardsTele Had a lot more headroom at the time than NUFC now