sad times at ridgemont high

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Dude just asked if I can make his drink sweet. MF I CAN MAKE YOUR DRINK SO SWEET YOU START CALLING YOUR MOM AGAIN

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@wideeyedstars Richard is 5’10” but says 6’ is confirmed.

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When Cuervo hurts, I’ll know I’m old enough to have a family.

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Anyone cheating on their taxes this year? Asking for a friend

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Y’all ever burp and hiccup at the same time and pull a factory reset on your heart?

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@quirinoq3 They’re here to abduct the corona resistant. They got to find the first human 1.1.

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Shout out to Netflix and Taco Bell for helping me break my three days without moving record. Couldn’t have done it without them.

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Can I just get one normal dream? Like I’ll go to sleep at a normal time and everything to not relive dumb stuff but asleep.

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If beauty is pain than I am the most beautiful when I take a hot bowl with cold food in it out of the microwave.

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Ain’t life great when your eyes go numb. Ain’t life great when your legs can’t run. Ain’t life fun yeah ain’t life fun.

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@ryleehogue But it’s easier to say “I drink” than “I’m depressed” lol

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@humbledboatboy you forgot the boat they left at sea https://t.co/1G6hNV23is

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The governor really just said no sleepovers :(

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@nat_mdz If now isn’t the time for a lack of impulse control, then I don’t when is.

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Running is wack. It got me looking at a can beans like a gourmet meal. #running

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@Wizard509 To where? Let’s fucking go

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Y’all ever think you found someone to be constructively self destructive with but then they flake harder than a tinder date at ihop. Smh

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My phone goes flying so often I should just keep it in airplane mode 🙃

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Y’all about to see me living real good for like two weeks when this tax returns hit and then quickly revert back to the hermit I am 👏🏽 #TaxSeason