𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎

⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ living ⠀⠀ in ⠀⠀a ⠀⠀material ⠀⠀world! ⠀⠀
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[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

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welcome back, queen serena.

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[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

* your future if you carry on with HIM

[𝓞𝐋𝐃‍ ‍𝑀ᴼ͟ᴺᴱʸ ‍.ᐟ @peoniesdesign]

therapy is for divorced alcoholic moms .

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

do not encourage this behaviour ???

[ؘ @HCMPHREY]

maybe they want to feel whimsical 🙂‍↕️

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

just heard someone order a strawberry cold foam matcha. just get a normal coffee !!! coffee won’t hurt you !!! less sugar !!!

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

you need some cold, hard therapy.

[𝓞𝐋𝐃‍ ‍𝑀ᴼ͟ᴺᴱʸ ‍.ᐟ @peoniesdesign]

come on , serena . he may not be the best person but he loves me for all my evil and scheming , and that’s the true me !

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

i’ve heard enough.

[𝓞𝐋𝐃‍ ‍𝑀ᴼ͟ᴺᴱʸ ‍.ᐟ @peoniesdesign]

i can’t recall that . but i do know he loves me , despite selling me for a hotel , almost hitting me, cheating on me with jenny hunphrey and those millions of prostitutes, constantly standing me up when it comes to confessing

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

﹙ internal gag ﹚ there’s more to life than chuck bass ! when was the last time he did something for only you ? not secretly benefiting him.

[𝓞𝐋𝐃‍ ‍𝑀ᴼ͟ᴺᴱʸ ‍.ᐟ @peoniesdesign]

chuck, obviously ! he has my heart serena , you know this .

( a complete lie . )

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

╱ okay hello header. once i find a certain font 😻

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

﹒﹒﹒ such as ?

[𝓞𝐋𝐃‍ ‍𝑀ᴼ͟ᴺᴱʸ ‍.ᐟ @peoniesdesign]

i’m not acting ! dan humphrey is the last thing on my mind ! i have more important things and people to worry about .

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

@lonewhisperings ╱ PLEASE !!! i’m panicking. i feel like charlotte

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

╱ do NOT let my serena flop. i can’t handle a flip

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

because technically, you are. in my mind anyway ﹒﹒﹒

[ؘ @HCMPHREY]

you say this like i’m fourty ...

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

﹙ she didn’t buy it ﹚leave it with me, i’ll contact my mom— and blair ? we need to work on your acting skills

[𝓞𝐋𝐃‍ ‍𝑀ᴼ͟ᴺᴱʸ ‍.ᐟ @peoniesdesign]

a spa weekend sounds nice . and no, my mind doesn’t even think of dan humphrey .

( a furrow of her brows like it was the most obscure thing to hear . )

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

﹙ pinching eyes shut for a moment, deep breaths, serena. ﹚okay, okay. no party, no dan. we can always go for a spa weekend— no doubt you’ve been stressing your head over all of this

[𝓞𝐋𝐃‍ ‍𝑀ᴼ͟ᴺᴱʸ ‍.ᐟ @peoniesdesign]

don’t accuse me of that ! complete character defamation ! i do * not willingly speak to that classless brooklynite and i am not going to a party if he’s including in the invitation . just complete social suicide .

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

act your age, dan.

[ؘ @HCMPHREY]

why is EVERYONE unimpressed

[ؘ @HCMPHREY]

i am the type of guy to screenshot my followers anytime theres a 67 in there

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

they can’t be that bad ! you’re still speaking to well, dan ! listen, blair .. we all just need a get together, a party.

[𝓞𝐋𝐃‍ ‍𝑀ᴼ͟ᴺᴱʸ ‍.ᐟ @peoniesdesign]

well 𝒎𝒚 opinion will always stay the same. jenny’s a weasel and dan’s well . . dan ! they’re just as bad as wearing leggings as pants , serena .

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

i’m just saying— ! opinions change, the humphrey family are not all that bad.

[𝓞𝐋𝐃‍ ‍𝑀ᴼ͟ᴺᴱʸ ‍.ᐟ @peoniesdesign]

what’s that supposed to mean , s ?

[𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑎 @criesinvouge]

never too late, you know that a little too well.

[𝓞𝐋𝐃‍ ‍𝑀ᴼ͟ᴺᴱʸ ‍.ᐟ @peoniesdesign]

i believe it’s late enough to have opinions about the humphrey circus closing in around me .