Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd

"He who makes a beast of himself gets rid of the pain of being a man." —Dr. Johnson

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

@astarinthesea_ by rolling up to them? obviously?

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

I love taking one step further down the spiral every day

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

@CatGirlKina "dating down" is considered virtuous, is it not?

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

@angelgfxo i can confirm that men love to be lazy

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

@prisyum this pleases my lain fetish

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

@PristineZero you expect me to believe any of that? you didn't provide an @

[Melian Refugee @escapefrommelos]

crazy that you used to just be able to buy these

[iqozoid the mime guy @iqozoid]

when I first entered high school I tried my hardest to be groomed by a female teacher because my brain was running on shota hentai logic

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

@impowithahalo @bouncyclown me with my generative AI:

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

can we send 47 cruise missiles to every person who says shit like "ACTORS WISH THEY WERE THIS GOOD" to actual footage of people having actual reactions to shit

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

@AGivenSoul uh-huh. i already have that. it's called "emulation"

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

mfw i see my life flash before my eyes and all i have to say is "BOOOOOOOOOOO"

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

9MM IS A GOOD SOURCE OF PROTEIN. CHECK THE NUTRITION FACTS. 0.7 KCAL LOOK IT UP.

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

@ShitpostGate CHAZ mentioned

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

@Lilaisurs thank you, you've reminded me of how lonely i am and how much i want to slit my wrists.

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

@ihateelonm68313 @hayasaka_aryan what exactly are you even trying to achieve by responding with this?

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

@stainfool man just become a linux user

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

@QuarterZipped @MentisWave @localzozo And you sound quite insecure, sir

[Dɐspᴏпdǝпt Dɐtǝrd @crigence]

@Pirat_Nation Imagine thinking this is unintentional