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28. whatever. this is a place for memes and wholesome content

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese

[Hamad @waIIsocket]

THE QUEEN POSTED IT

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

Scott Pelley issues new statement after being fired by CBS for opposing their pro-MAGA bias:

“New management has instructed me to inject falsehoods and bias into a politically sensitive story. I’ve been told to include assertions that are unverified. To date, in every case, I have managed to ignore these instructions or refuse them.

Recently, politicians have been invited to choose correspondents for interviews on the broadcast. Giving politicians control over 60 Minutes interviews is not how this is done.

Finally, incompetence and unprofessionalism in the new management have wreaked havoc. In a case involving one of my stories, the entire program came within 19 minutes of not getting on the air at all.”

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

DOGE was a massive scam.

[eliz @eliza___v]

Me, hitting ‘notify anyway’:

[Akilah Hughes @AkilahObviously]

This is the biggest criminal in US history.

[Tim @trouble_man90]

And then having the media report it like it’s as normal as the weather

[ᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟᅟ @carefantasia]

I miss the soul of P U S S Y I N B I O these new bots are boring as fuck

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Hi Riley!

Democrat @SenWhitehouse recently introduced a bill that would create a federal public insurance option that would not only reduce your out-of-pocket cost, but also simplify the billing process. Instead of being obsessed with transgender people perhaps write a letter to your congressman on topics that actually matter?

[𝐆𝐔𝐘 @GUYmayhem]

teacher: “today we are going to be removing the first 3 and last 3 letters from our names!”

kid named chemotherapy:

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

people’s memories are so bad they can’t even remember the time before the trans culture war. literally no one cared. republicans didnt care. it wasn’t a concern until they had to make something up to make you angry and stupid. we have hard proof that it’s a hoax but no one cares

[Tim @trouble_man90]

Yea we joke about the double standard in the media, but this is legitimately insane.

[Fear @chasedbywasps]

my mr. mime hits me

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

24 years old.
Fully paid off Costco hotdog.
It's not "parents money".
It's not luck.
It's consistency.
It's discipline.
I grind EVERYDAY to live this lifestyle.

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

we did it patrick! we lowered the cost of eggs!

[c @criiscrooss]

Anyone with a 5th grade education??

[Feelings ღ @anxietymsgs]

Who can answer this?

[Cardi's Lawncare Tips and Career Advice @ohcrapohno]

Did anyone fuckin go to school man

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

me after having a breakdown realizing it was never that serious

[alex turntine @turntineforwhat]

in high school, a boy on our wrestling team got MRSA and it was a huge deal. the next year, I sat by a kid named Mersa in math. one day I said, "I've never met a Mersa before, so it's crazy that I met you after we just had that MRSA outbreak" and Mersa said, "My name is Dalton"

[Brian Allen @allenanalysis]

🚨 White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt today:

“Our nation was founded, almost 250 years ago, on Judeo-Christian values.”

The Treaty of Tripoli. 1797. Signed by Founding Father John Adams. Ratified unanimously by the Senate:

“The Government of the United States of America is not, in any sense, founded on the Christian religion.”

Thomas Jefferson — who wrote the Declaration of Independence — was a deist who literally cut the miracles out of his Bible.

James Madison — the father of the Constitution — explicitly warned against the “diabolical hell conceived principle of persecution” by state religion.

The First Amendment’s opening words:

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion.”

They put it first.