@MedGold_ We had that last month, selling MIL house to pay for her dementia care, a young couple from London said ‘we can’t match the valuations but we would be a perfect fit for the village’ oh boo hoo esp as they turned up in a 25 plate Land Rover… gtfo
@fesshole Had a very vivid dream last week that he’d died… was mildly relieved when I googled him upon waking. For the record, I haven’t thought about Des Lynam for about 20 years prior to this dream.
@EssexPR All their families and mates were claiming fraudulent Covid relief grants, too. All they needed was a badly forged invoice and no questions were asked. The council tried to bury it of course!
@MartinKnight_ I used to love telling my dad when I’d cross the zebra crossing to Safeway, that In fact I’d be taking the Safeway. It was shit (I was 6/7) but one of my earliest memories!