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morbidly a beast

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know im fucked when im like “damn it’s still mcdonald’s breakfast hours i have to wait if i want a hot n spicy 🙁🙁”

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the gucci mane is spreading its shitass sound onto all of the other music

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my face when my coworker asked if she could ask me a question and then started with “So I was married for 19 years right”

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orthodontist’s assistant made my braces sky blue instead of teal like i wanted

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sigh, i want hand tats but i work food service that shit would flake off in a year 🥀⛓🫗

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these 2 AM postmated fries bro *moans a little*

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craving pineapple so bad

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please God let me sleep tonight

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this blueberry muffin so good im gonna cry

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mf doom

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the world is so dark cold and desolate ever since i lost my dear bouncy ball

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my boots arent getting delivered until the 27th or maybe even 2023 what the FUCK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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my bouncy ball fell down the drain it’s gone forever

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got 2 bed early & now im up at 1AM cos someone got robbed outside my window, whyyyyy sunnyslope

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totally forgot roadhog & junkrat were homies or wtvr lmao

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wake up guys we have rick and morty today

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my cousins on my mom’s side NEVER like my memes but 2 of them gonna show out for my homophobic post 😭😭😭😭 ???

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i picked up ONE saturday shift and they said alright bet, now i lost the next 3 saturdays to the white man 😭😭😭😭

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but honestly this repulses me so much i do even better about staying away 👍 that’s how snapchat lost me 🤷

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if i don’t interact with reels the algorithm straight up defaults to softporn and body horror bruh