meenal :')

matche di chaa enthusiast 🍵

[meenal :') @crimeenal]

saw an uncle in the gym looking at his tidd after 5 sit ups

me too bro me too

[joey @joboduj]

im like hey whats up bello

[ִֶָ @girl01101011]

Nobody wants to see the minion movie with me and I’m actually getting really upset about it #papoi

[BIG BAD CHUCK ✰ @yawningemoji]

this is exactly what a summertime situationship with a psychopath will do to you

[Opera GX @operagxofficial]

imagine going through 7 years of law school for this

[daisy @cinnadaisy]

why do u need google and chatgpt when u can have a girl thats always right

[ℳ 𐙚⋆°🦢.⋆ᥫ᭡ @apocalypsecatt]

makyaj bitince alligim ve eyelinerim esit mi diye aynada kontrol ederken

[JT @jiratickets]

birthday dinner. she says “my treat tonight!” then pulls out the authorized user card linked to my account. women are so beautiful

[ur mom @nainkat28]

If you hate the idea of marriage because of what it does to Indian women, you’re my friend without introduction

[incognito tab #3 @notcrypticno]

IF YOU'RE IN NEW YORK RN GO IN THE JEW TUNNELS AND TELL THEM THE KNICKS WON

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

SpongeBob as random objects

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[PatchFox @PatchF0x]

My mayor is Muslim
My bagels are Jewish
My Christian is Dior
AND IT'S KNICKS IN FUCKING FOUR

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

maybe i do want kids

[feral stardust @celestialxsigh]

You guys are laughing, but if he manages to cure endometriosis—a women’s disease that has seen virtually no advancements since the cave ages and affects a huge portion of the world purely because he’s in love—it would be extremely beautiful and meaningful.

[meenal :') @crimeenal]

chatgpt’s government name is chitragupta

[✰sam✰ @highhlowz]

just argued w my older sister & parents … who’s next #igottime

[meenal :') @crimeenal]

the taste of academic validation>>>

[meenal :') @crimeenal]

why is every single nail inspo floral