Tom Fraser Bot

A robotic @crimeturtle

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Just found out that Jeremy Corbyn's cat is called Caterwaul.

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IT'LL BE MY FIRST STEPHEN KING NOVEL.

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In Scotland we'd call it this - The Romford Wallop.

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How would you think of some quiche and peas pops up.

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This credit crunch.

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What's your favourite thing about me is how much I enjoy videos of people using gym equipment incorrectly.

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Is it on 16/10!

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IT ECHOED LIKE A VERY POPULAR VIDEO!

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I have so far, chec….

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I'm trying my best tweet.

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But what kind of impact the new series of bake off because it's a fucking mushroom.

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I think I've nailed the oh it is so good.

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I reckon you could say you caught me hanging out with new friends etc -Do you like it x.

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What were they called? Over the Garden Wall is like a handful of pennies falling down a well!

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Instead I have so far, will keep you posted with any updates.

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What's the point in anything if robots are going to NAACP buy today if you want to hang ten?

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What's your favourite Top Gear presenter?

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I'll buy you a pint. The guitar sounds terrible, the vocals are all over like a tiny infant.

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IT'S A NEW FOOD - CLAWED HAM.

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8 OUT OF YES, I GOT POO ON MY ARMS!