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over budget; they/them

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pancakes too expensive these day, 14 bucks for what, no side egg no nothing, no free refill, might as well End It All Right Here

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dream job one of the grandparents in charlie and the chocolate factory

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@babybellta @camodaddi 🫨

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#RealestPersonOnEarth

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i only get in the car if the uber driver is sexy

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new favorite youtube video https://t.co/8EDO2I1bJs

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jet lag followed by stress, unemployment, sore breasts,

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@camodaddi 🫡

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should i

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got that parisian heat rash

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popping my pussy and/or vagina

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when he doesn't lovebomb me

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dream job is probably to be the person who curates the retail part of the cracker barrel

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a restaurant that's normal except the chef vapes on the food. different flavor every day of the week

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yooooo

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@leev_i_am me when i went off all my meds for a week for same reason and felt like the embodiment of a cloud full of acid rain

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today i learned that smoking is bad for you and can cause lung cancer! thank you to my gynecologist for enlightening me

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@dedcactus even me 😳

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have moved on from this emoji 😍 to this one 🤩

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@emmajryan98 you're really on this train today and i agree