Certified Hater

[Certified Hater @cringebears]

It only takes a few shots before I'm yelling play sweater weather

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

BLACK MAN NAMED FREEMAN SCORING ON JUNETEENTH?!

[Austin King @AustinKingMT]

Costco needs to get rid of the AT&T people.

Sir, I'm here to buy 8 pounds of chicken wings, 600 paper plates, and a years supply of oil for my truck, not be harassed about changing my phone plan.

[Zoe (witcher 3 era 🧔🏼‍♀️🦄👩🏻⚔️👹🏹) @BiigZoe]

Playing The Witcher 3 and smelling lilac and gooseberries when I see Yennefer of Vengerburg and getting so turned on I pass out

[Timothy Johnson @MiamiCanes1971]

The British being unprepared to perform on American soil has been a tradition since 1776

[Campbell @cambelltweet]

She call my rocket Blue Origin the way it explodes prematurely

[Dotai9 @Dotai9EU]

When the lord Squirrel girl on my team tells me to swap
#marvelrivals

[kordell @lledrook]

nigga said dick not done being rode

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

Such a timeless tweet

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

i’m a deadbeat family member ion be callin nobody 😭😂

[𝔻𝕖𝕫✨🇵🇸 @GirlWhHrLkTs]

“Please get on your knees and pray for President Trump”

[Nikolaj🇺🇦🇵🇸 @nikicaga]

Its time to #RawDogItForTheAyatollah

[abby @blisstatements]

OBA FEMI RETIRED THAT ABUSING ASS BITCH

WE ARE SO BACK

[c @c110101101]

Grown man casting spells. Pick up the broadsword lil bro

[twix @daytwinking]

‘footjob but japan’

[Never break kayfabe @Quadripolar_B]

Being Unc >>>>

[erika🌹 | core 4 🌴 love island time @honeymoonaries]

shit is so bad i almost just retweeted MTG

[𝐓𝐗𝐌𝐂 @TXMCtrades]

"Open the fuckin Strait" I whisper to my wife as I snuggle up beside her