Last night, I read the entirety of C.S. Lewis' The Screwtape Letters. It's a novel told in the form of letters written by a demon to another demon instructing him on ways to manipulate his "patient" to do evil.
This one quote sounded familiar.
@JesseLucasSaga I wonder what the rate of Catholic conversion even is. I think I remember reading that they only see growth in areas that they haven't established a diocese. Once they establish one, they slowly bleed off members unless birthrates are high.
“What kind of onion is this?
“A yellow one obviously”
“WRONG, you fool! For this is no onion at all, but rather a decorated cake! You must feel so stupid now huh!”