Jackie

With great power comes great responsibility, and all that jazz

{21+ writer}
{Triggering topics ahead}
#BubblyGumDrop

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

𝕀 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕔𝕜𝕖𝕕 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕀 𝕘𝕖𝕥 𝕦𝕡 𝕒𝕘𝕒𝕚𝕟!

𝕐𝕠𝕦'𝕣𝕖 𝕟𝕖𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝕘𝕠𝕟𝕟𝕒 𝕜𝕖𝕖𝕡 𝕞𝕖 𝕕𝕠𝕨𝕟!

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

"Looks fucking great, man."

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

Another sigh as he just pats the dog's head.

[Nox & Ryder | Captain & Assassin @captncryptid_ii]

The dog walks up, tail wagging and shoves his nose in Jackie's hand.

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

A sigh as he grabs the shoe, making a small face as he shoves it on his foot.

"It's fine."

[Nox & Ryder | Captain & Assassin @captncryptid_ii]

Dog blinks and whines, dropping the shoe and paws at Jackie.
:(
He's very sorry.

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

// Jackie's eyes use to be blue, but turned green after the accident.

He forgets that, and always answer blue when asked.

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

....

"I'm going to klll myself."

[Nox & Ryder | Captain & Assassin @captncryptid_ii]

There may or may not be a German Shepard chewing a shoe

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

// fuck, you right

[The Cat Witch @MagicianMarv]

// It'd be funnier if her name was Jackie-Girl Man

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

@L0VERSTEETH // They are stupid regardless of gender, I fear.

And we love them for that.

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

// Genderswap Jackie's name would be the same.

As would her hero name.

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

"Why not?"

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

"I raw dog that shit."

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

"I lost my fucking shoe.

/Fuck/, man-"

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

Shrug.

"To each their own. /You/ not liking it doesn't mean it's gonna /kill/ me."

[⁖ANTIᚑ @L0VERSTEETH]

" That doesn't make it less ass . "

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

"Hasn't killed me yet. Or anybody.

Infact, they sell that shit in stores."

[⁖ANTIᚑ @L0VERSTEETH]

" Famous last words . "

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

"The consequences of my actions are /already/ getting me.

Hot sauce ranch has /nothing/ to do with it."

[⁖ANTIᚑ @L0VERSTEETH]

" The consequences of your actions are gonna get to you before I even have a chance . "

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

"Ranch and hot sauce mixed /together/-"

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

"Ya know, it's kinda like watching JJ and Shawn all over again."

A pause.

"Minus the religious stuff. But hey, the lack of comunication's there."

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

// You can tell in some of the panels that Jackie doesn't wear socks.

Cauze you know /damn/ well /his/ neurodivergent ass ain't wearing ankle socks

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

"I got eyes.

I ain't /that/ stupid."

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

"I swear, no one fuckin' listens ta me.

/Are/ we or are we /not/ suppose ta pretend not to see whatever the fuck is goin' on between Chase and Marv??"

[Jackie @CringeFailHero]

"/Seriously/??!"