DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:
I DID flush the toilet
I AM wearing pants
I did NOT forget my keys
I left my shower curtain AND my closet OPEN so I can see if someoneโs there
There are NO cockroaches
I did NOT pee myself
I do NOT have kidney failure
I am NOT having a heart attack or stroke
being an english person that doesn't gaf about football is so funny. why are we asking for schools to start late so kids can watch a ball be chased around a pitch at 1am this is ludicrous