𝗸 -ℋℴ𝓁ℯ

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ig@𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖖𝖚𝖊𝖉𝖗𝖆

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me and my friends in the club throwing it back cuz we don’t give a fvck bout nobody

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

I believe all women lose sexual interest if you disappoint them emotionally.

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[flex @lowkflex]

Do not go straight home. Stop by the store and buy something. That recept is your alibi.

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

the way the parents are mogging with that eyeliner lipstick and pose while their chopped baby is just there is killing me

[Truth Teller 🔪 @TheOnly1ofNone]

A lace front being held down by glue & some lashes will never make me forget that she crippled that child 💯 drank excessively & smoked consistently while she was pregnant & got into multiple fights ,she’s garbage 🚮

[Anubis @eduantao]

Eu tentando dormir na noite anterior a algo importante

[KILLWXVE🩸 @killwxve]

instagram looks like a dying mall.

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

next rage bait idea: like your own texts during an argument

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

me: watches a show called Unsolved Mysteries

narrator: the case was never solved

me:

[Rae @raepotus]

Ants when they see sugar

[jax @brokeurtooth]

silently crying in the back of my uber and the driver turned around and gave me this stick of gum before saying in broken english “u will be okay tomorrow, today u can be sad”

[MrBlack™ @KE_MrBlack]

Gynaecologists giving you privacy to undress is the most pointless professional courtesy😂

[Softboy @softboywin]

Y’all don’t use paper plates? Shiiiiit, I’d use a paper pot if I could....FUCK THEM DISHES 😂

[🦂THEE Auntie with no kids♏️ @prmade313raised]

Happy #Juneteenth ✊🏾

[miia @miiagarro]

i know my period is coming when i start feeling like this

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

I hate hotel bath towels! So thick and fluffy! I can’t even close my suitcase😭

[dominique☼ @saokodomi]

elon stop harassing me with 40% off X premium ads

[HEEDlE @Heyheedie]

hate when kids got they daddy face and not they momma’s