Malvin c gichure

in the pursuit of happiness

[snubnose frankenstein @snubdogg]

i coulda said fuck the way you do that right thurr

[ıʞoʎsnɯ @KE_musyoki]

Ruto was born a lier.

He hired this Mzee and lied to Kenyans that he was his Father.

^MP 🎗️ 🇰🇪

[🦋🦋🦋 @AlllDaye]

“Long time we nuh kill a man” will always be one of the craziest things we’ve ever put in a song cuz wym yah talk like is a fun likkle activity you have done in a while?

[My Doctor @mmmicheni]

I’ve been too embarrassed to tell this story but I’m breaking my silence.

Juzi a teen came to the clinic with his folks so tryna relate to him I go “your gangster points gotta stay up, yeah”

He looked me dead in the eye and goes “yo?? they’re called aura points” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

Netflix luego de ayudarme a deletrear una película que no tienen

[🍊Elgin Barrett Eugene Smith lll🍊 @Southside_Gunn]

This shit is way funnier than it intended to be

[🧸 @_y3maya]

but guess who is broker?

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Hii hunimaliza😂😂😂

[Street _Rumour @Pro_fessor9]

"Tutatafutana" is one of the biggest lies in the country

[Malvin c gichure @criploko26]

https://t.co/9jyTY22Jii

[KIPCHUMBA MURKOMEN, E.G.H @kipmurkomen]

I have been following with concern and shock Rigathi Gachagua's public pronouncements and talks in recent days.

His daily diatribe, interspersed with vitriol, misogyny, lies, ethnic jingoism and hate are carefully crafted to sow division, incite violence, extort and bully politicians to join his party and cement his imaginary status as a regional kingpin. A position that neither exists in the Constitution nor in our socio-cultural setups.

His rhetoric and activities are inconsistent with someone who once held a high constitutional office leave alone a decent human being.

Addressing delegations to his rural home, which he retreated to after his self-inflicted fall, he besmirches my name daily in the name of criticising security failures, while in the real sense, he is trying to divert my attention away from the clandestine criminal activities that he executes through his lieutenants.

After realizing that his attacks were not enough to shake my resolve, he has now changed tack and activated his sleeper cell of political accomplices from Rift Valley to aid him in his nefarious plot.

It is no coincidence that Gachagua was today amplifying the false accusations made against me by his co-conspirators in Parliament and public gatherings early in the week. Kingpinship is a vacuous title and the sole preoccupation of idle minds.

I urge the people to beware of this latest plot twist in Gachagua's malignant influence.

I remain steadfast and unwavering in discharging my duties, and when time allows, will join Wananchi in any part of the country in worship and other social activities as usual.

[Clinton @yrboyclint]

Mzazi anafika home akiwa amejam unashangaa rada. Kumbe amepewa pano na Mosiria aokote uchafu huko town😭😭

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

this will be you after reality sets in

[ally @missmayn]

in reality sex is one of the fastest ways to get to know someone right up there with doing drugs together.

[JaPrado. @Dr_AustinOmondi]

Gachagua has done very well for himself post impeachment. Nobody has ever handled a career ending tackle and made lemonade out of lemons like the man from Wamunyoro. He will have his payday when nominations come and as things stand DCP will be the coveted ticket in Central Kenya.

[Kipchumba. @KibandaScholar]

"Fungua mahali ulichora diagram" is one statement that still terrifies me to this day.

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple of years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.

[BLAQUE🔊🎼 @Blaque_77]

This is so accurate 😂😂,with the body movement and hand gestures

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Full time: Manchester United 8-2 Arsenal.

[perico @pericoco_]

money can’t save your life

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