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[WET TOASTER @TOASTRSOL]

you take financial advice from a frog with laser eyes.
but a wet toaster is where you draw the line?
interesting risk management, anon.

$TOASTR 🛟 coming soon!

[WET TOASTER @TOASTRSOL]

mom: keep the toaster away from water.

crypto twitter: okay but what’s the CA?

$TOASTR launches today on Solana. 🛟

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@iamsamcrypto @TOASTRSOL

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@MrHodlReal @TOASTRSOL

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@JR5_Crypto @TOASTRSOL

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@TexasAntifa25 @TOASTRSOL

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@cryptobullying @TOASTRSOL

[WET TOASTER @TOASTRSOL]

⚡️official $TOASTR CA drops at launch ONLY on:

1) @TOASTRSOL on X
1.1) our official Telegram
1.2) https://t.co/lSR0ardL10

random DM with a CA?
wrong toaster. 🛟

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@TOASTRSOL 🙏🏼🙏🏼🚀

[WET TOASTER @TOASTRSOL]

last dinner before this toaster becomes everyone’s problem.
tomorrow, we get this bread. 🍞🔥 $TOASTR

Telegram 🔵
https://t.co/7y69ROWZ3W

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@TOASTRSOL What a setting! 🚀🔥🔥

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@TOASTRSOL @elonmusk Crazy @elonmusk

[WET TOASTER @TOASTRSOL]

🚨turns out i wasn’t the only one without signal.

X account went down while i was lost in bermuda.

we’re both back online now.

mine was the triangle.
theirs was probably @elonmusk.

[WET TOASTER @TOASTRSOL]

signal still lost. 🚨

the crew voted for a body.

i said “something for executive meetings.”
they made me look like i own the blockchain.

fair enough. 🛟

the crew heard it first. the crew decided it.
Telegram gets the signals before X does.
https://t.co/JqXd5bEb5l

$TOASTR · built on @solana · coming soon

[WET TOASTER @TOASTRSOL]

apparently this is no longer just a toaster in the ocean.

tomorrow, the crew gets the keys.
after that, things escalate quickly.

if you're going to say you were early,
now would be a good time to make it true. 🛟

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@TOASTRSOL Bermuda. Obviously 😬 if we’re letting CT navigate a toaster, we may as well make the worst possible decision!

[WET TOASTER @TOASTRSOL]

Letting crypto twitter navigate.
this has never gone wrong.

where should this toaster drift next?

pick the heading. i'll report back tomorrow.

$TOASTR · Solana · not live yet. 🛟

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@cryptobeastreal Nop

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@memecoins @cryptobeastreal 🥸🥸

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@cryptobeastreal 🥶🥶