CRIPTOGRINGO

🌎 15 yrs Digital Nomad • AI Automation • SEO • Web3 Buidler • Freediver

[Beff (e/acc) @beffjezos]

If you're not on experimental peptides, maintaining a Mac mini farm of Clawdbots, have 50 claudes doing your bidding 24/7, squatting ATG 4 plates for reps, cranking diet coke and nootropics, using intracranial NIR photobiomodulation, on sleep-maxxing stack, you're NGMI in 2026

[Nick Vasilescu @nickvasiles]

Clawd Bot is a 24/7 assistant with access to its own computer.

What if there were ten,
or a hundred,
or a thousand??

all running 24/7 in the cloud with access to your files, your Gmail, calendar, everything about you...

That's the future, and we're living it today.

[The SEO Guy @theseoguy_]

Everything I know about local SEO in one tweet.

Google Business Profile is your most important asset. Not your website. 60 to 70 percent of organic leads come from the map pack.

Verify with a physical address. Service area businesses get crushed by verified locations. Rent a cheap office if you have to. Put a sign on the door. Do it the right way.

Pick the correct category. Search your keyword and match whatever the top 3 are using. Wrong category alone can tank your rankings.

Exact match business names are a cheat code. If your legal name is San Antonio Plumbing Company you will outrank competitors with 5x the reviews. Get the DBA. Make it official.

Fill out your description. 750 characters. Include your keywords and service areas naturally.

Post updates weekly with keywords. Answer Q&As weekly with keywords. Upload photos and videos weekly. Respond to every review with keywords. Google wants to see you have a pulse.

Reviews are 40 to 50 percent of the algorithm. You need more than your competitors. Reviews from local guides are worth more. Reviews with photos and detail are worth more. Reviews in the last 90 days matter most.

Get creative with reviews. Offer free inspections. Free estimates. Free value. Ask for a review at the end. Run an insane offer once a month and stack 20 reviews in a day.

Build citations. YellowPages. Yelp. BBB. Chamber of Commerce. Apple Maps. Bing. Consistent name address and phone number everywhere.

Open multiple GBPs. One profile has a limited radius. Two profiles doubles your coverage. Get offices in different parts of your city. Each one becomes its own lead machine.

For your website. Keyword in the meta title. Front load it. Keyword in the H1 tag. Keyword in the URL. 500 words of copy about the keyword. Address in the footer.

Build location pages. One page per city you want to rank in. You cannot target 30 keyword clusters on one page.

Backlinks matter. Quality over quantity. Links from local sources. Links from real businesses. Do not buy garbage from Fiverr. You will destroy your site.

Blogs are mostly useless for local businesses. Nobody searching plumber near me cares about the history of plumbing. Build pages that target buyers not browsers.

High ticket services are easier to rank than low ticket. Less competition. Fewer players investing in SEO. Commercial is easier than residential.

SEO takes 3 to 6 months to see real results. Website rankings take longer than GBP rankings. If you need leads tomorrow run ads. If you want leads cheap and consistent for years invest in SEO.

Answer your phone. Respond to form fills within 60 seconds. Speed to lead is everything. Best SEO campaign in the world is worthless if you do not pick up.

AI search is coming. ChatGPT. Claude. Perplexity. Google AI Mode. 90 percent of ranking in LLMs is the same as ranking in Google. Get your traditional SEO dialed in and you are already ahead.

The window is closing. Local SEO will never be as easy as it is right now. Markets are getting more competitive every year. The businesses that start today will have a moat. The ones who wait will fight uphill forever.

[CRIPTOGRINGO @criptogringo]

You follow one libertarian party account and all the sudden X thinks you’re a dem and shows you Hasan Piker ads

[PsyopAnime @PsyopAnime]

i get my news from PsyopAnime

"I know you're tired, but come, this is the way."

[SuperTrucker 🚛💨→💻 @supertrucker]

Be the American the Chinese propaganda says you are.

[CRIPTOGRINGO @criptogringo]

@ztisdale Vassal state easier to manage than a colony/state.

[caiden @parsedpatterns]

go find every podcast in your niche with under 5k listeners and pitch yourself as a guest. they need content, you need distribution. do 20 of these and you'll have more inbound than your cold outreach ever produced - and you're borrowing their credibility every time they introduce you.

[Oliver Fish @_Oliver_Fish]

I found an interesting YouTube mirroring parasite on the SERPs today. By placing a YouTube video's ID in the URL, you get an indexable page with a title and H1 matching the video’s.

Example Page:
njctl(.)org/video/?v=rkn3IF87H4o

[ɖʀʊӄքǟ ӄʊռʟɛʏ 🇧🇹🇹🇩 @kunley_drukpa]

WHAT IS ‘ETERNAL SEPTEMBER’?

Useful term to conceptualise repetitive, asinine or low-level ‘discourse’ online, especially in formerly ‘more intelligent’ spaces experiencing a mass influx of new participants - “Eternal September”. The term originates in the early history of the internet and describes a fundamental shift in how online communities behave once they are exposed to continuous mass participation. It first emerged in the early 1990s in reference to Usenet, one of the first large-scale online discussion systems. For many years, Usenet experienced a predictable annual cycle tied to the academic calendar. Each September, new university students gained access to the internet and began posting, often unfamiliar with established norms of online conduct, known as then as ‘netiquette’. Older users would spend several weeks correcting mistakes, sharing community ‘lore’, pointing newcomers to FAQs and enforcing community standards. By October, most new users had either adapted or left and the community returned to a relatively stable equilibrium

This pattern ended in 1993 when commercial internet providers, most notably America Online, opened Usenet access to millions of subscribers. Unlike universities, these services added users continuously rather than seasonally and provided little guidance on existing norms. The influx of newcomers became constant and overwhelming, far exceeding the community’s ability to socialise them. As a result, the corrective phase never ended. September became permanent, giving rise to the phrase “Eternal September.” While the term originally referred to this specific moment in Usenet’s history, it has since become a broader metaphor for what happens when an established online culture is inundated by perpetual growth. Maybe you can think of parallels here!

At its core Eternal September describes the breakdown of shared norms under conditions of unbounded scale. Early online communities were small enough to rely on informal social enforcement. Participants recognised one another, reputations mattered, bad behavior carried social costs etc. Norms such as staying on topic, avoiding repetition and not wasting people’s time with your dumb stupid retarded priors posts were essential to keeping discussions usable. Because growth was slow and predictable, these communities could absorb newcomers without losing coherence. Eternal September marks the point at which this balance collapses - as the number and rate of new participants make informal governance (broadly-defined) ineffective

The consequences are the loss of this kind of ‘historical memory’ are both cultural and structural. As newcomers vastly outnumber long-term participants, veteran or ‘oldhead’ influence diminishes and the incentive to teach these norms erodes. (4chan used to have the motto “lurk more” for this purpose). Experienced users grow fatigued from repeating the same talking points, always making corrections etc and often disengage, taking the community’s memory and knowledge with them. Norms that once defined the place are diluted or replaced, the ‘Coca Cola Effect’ runs riot - often shifting toward simplicity and immediacy rather than depth or rigour. On social media platforms lowest common denominator influencers grow more than more reflective, intelligent influencers etc. The culture adapts to what requires the least shared context, often at the cost of quality or nuance

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[CRIPTOGRINGO @criptogringo]

@Mr_Husky1 @chasedownleads You know what to do

[kitze @thekitze]

pro tip: ask chatgpt to translate a text-only menu and make it visual

[Kaleb @KalebPrime]

Today is the only day you can RT this.

Merry Christmas!

[CRIPTOGRINGO @criptogringo]

@eastvillageguy Did the full menu last year , unfortunately cow was not on it. $500 per rpg-6 shot.

[CRIPTOGRINGO @criptogringo]

@TheTrueVanguard R2 R2 L2 R2 left down right up left down right up

[Julian Goldie SEO @JulianGoldieSEO]

I ranked #1 on Google using Perplexity AI + Claude 4…

Here’s how👇

1️⃣ Use Perplexity AI Deep Research – It reads 100+ sources for you in minutes. Ask it for “best topics for [YOUR niche]” and it builds your full content plan automatically.

2️⃣ Steal external links like a pro. Type “Give me 10 authority sources for [topic]” and paste the links straight into your post. Google loves this.

3️⃣ Feed it to Claude 4. Claude rewrites everything to sound human (not robotic like GPT). Ask it:

“Make this fun + helpful like a YouTuber explaining to a 10-year-old.”

4️⃣ Add video transcripts. Claude 4 turns them into rankable blog posts (because they use real language people search for).

5️⃣ Fact-check with Perplexity. Ask: “Fact-check this content and fix outdated info.” Boom – you’ve got Google-proof content.

This combo saves me ⏱ hours and ranks posts fast 🚀

P.S. Want my exact prompts, Perplexity Deep Research template, and Claude 4 humanization framework (+ free AI SEO coaching & 200 ChatGPT prompts)?

Comment "PLX" below and I’ll send everything to you 🔥

#AISEO #PerplexityAI #Claude4

[Justin Brooke ❤️‍🔥 @IMJustinBrooke]

🚨 Coinbase just killed Stripe, PayPal, and every other shopping cart program…

No, seriously.

Can’t believe so few marketers are talking about this.

This fundamentally changes how selling is done online!

Here’s what happened…

Coinbase quietly launched x402, reviving the long-forgotten HTTP 402 “Payment Required” status code for instant payments.

And it’s already processing over $500K daily in mostly sub-$1 micropayments. 🤯

Instead of building full checkout flows, integrating SDKs, handling 3DS, PCI compliance, refunds, webhooks, and all that backend nightmare…

Coinbase Developer Platform now lets you add x402 with one line of code to monetize APIs, content, or services.

They support:

- USDC on Base (fees under $0.01)
- BTC, ETH, SOL, and more via chain-agnostic settlement
- Auto-conversion to USDC for volatility protection
- One-time or recurring payments
- Built-in receipts and optional webhooks

Early adopters report dramatically higher conversions thanks to zero-friction flows!

no cards
no CVVs
no form fields
no delays

If you ship physical products you still have shipping info you have to gather.

But for us digital product sellers, agencies, coaches, agent builders…

This is insane news!

Click link > approve payment > deliver product 🤯🤯🤯

Get ready for agentic commerce peeps, 2026 is gunna be WILD!

[CRIPTOGRINGO @criptogringo]

@GodswillChemist fruits are expensive in Japan, and blueberry cultivation only happened recently. they havent been feeding their dogs blueberries for generations, if ever.

[CRIPTOGRINGO @criptogringo]

@ShnordBlungus Microscopic pp behavior