crispytender

this is my third time trying to Twitter.

licensed esthetician 🪞🧴🧖‍♀️

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

confession: i always liked watching boyfriends play video games. the stories are fun but i’m not good at using the controller!!! and it can actually be very feminist to sit back and say “go in that room i bet something is in there”

[crispytender @cris_fart]

Bacon&Pepperoni is undefeated

[crispytender @cris_fart]

I'm in a stall waiting for someone to leave so I can drop one, but I'm pretty sure they are in their stall waiting for me to leave so they can drop one. 🙃

[crispytender @cris_fart]

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[Dre'Mont Jones @TheOfficial_80]

Will better than me I would never defend someone else girl like that

[crispytender @cris_fart]

@babysweethaze Did you lighten your hair or did it show like that on your natural brown? I'm always scared to go light or feel like I have to bleach my hair to go light.

[crispytender @cris_fart]

My family lost our fearless leader this morning. You can rest now Granny, we'll be down here missing you💗

[🐢 @turtlebreezee]

Manifesting.. genuine people with good intentions

[Chlöe @ChloeBailey]

😭😭 i was homeschooled for HS

[AW @alwrgn]

Don’t get it twisted I agree it’s so important to save money if you can afford to. But I genuinely also think it’s important to spend what you’ve worked hard for. Buy yourself nice things, go to nice places, invest in yourself. We work to live, not live to work

[Drewberz @buddy_ferrara]

smoking weed in 2007:

*one mile into the woods behind Wendy’s*
“Let’s smoke this fast so that we don’t get arrested”

smoking weed in 2022:

“Fuck it. Guess I’ll rip my Puffco Peak Pro inside Home Depot”

[S H A M I L A 🍭 🇸🇱 @ItsShamilaAgain]

Having a child at my age still feels like teen pregnancy and I can’t explain why

[BLUSH @prettyblushh]

A persons upbringing plays a HUGE role in how they communicate with others & their way of thinking. I respect anybody that digs deeper to figure out why they are the way they are & really gets in tune with unlearning old habits. That’s real growth. You gotta know the WHY.

[crispytender @cris_fart]

#NewProfilePic

[crispytender @cris_fart]

Oh, come on. Who wants to watch a mad scientist use handmade sci-fi tools to take out highly trained alien guards when we can sit here and be a family at Shoney's?