Cali

[Cali @crisalea2]

Welcome to Dunkin'

[Cali @crisalea2]

My cat does this

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

my favourite thing is when you stop petting a dog, and he puts his paw on you like "we're not done here"

[Cali @crisalea2]

I'm the baddest of the bad. Pure evil. That's why good things keep happening to me

[JENIFA @fwjenifa]

PEOPLE WITH COLORS FOR A LAST NAME DO NOT BE GOOD PEOPLE😂😂😂

[໊ @wynavira]

life would be sooo good without my curse

[Cali @crisalea2]

Recently ate a salad with a spoon and it went incredibly well

[Elizabeth @beefington420]

An underrated quality I desire in my salad is for it to be extremely forkable. Takes a fork like no problem

[cee @1ovesickkk]

no fucking way the only way out is through

[Cali @crisalea2]

@AlwaysSlush @zoeycyberkitty @123itsmeMary Sometimes in new england package store (liquor store) is shortened. I had no idea it was a slur.

[死 @humanxmaybe]

i hope this email kills us both instantly

[The Goddamned Penguin @who_shot_jgr]

writing an e-mail and getting a prompt from AI "this sentence could be more concise"

no. i am verbose. i am loquacious. i am long-winded and often redundant even. you machine, do not tell me how to form my words

[I Am Man @XeoNe0n]

@iky_fwjett So you were just walking around with cum dripping down your legs, fertilizing the graves of the dearly departed?

[Cali @crisalea2]

@xotilwecxm @ahscqlts @sternpilled Not everyone likes what you like. Not everyone like what "everyone" likes. And you're right, their milf is the prettiest bridgerton and eloise is second.

[Cali @crisalea2]

@Min_saika_ @ahscqlts @sternpilled They can but it changes where those feelings of being broken/defective come from. Queerness can and should be explored. Lesbian romance deserves screen time, but you can't get upset at the people who are losing their representation so that others can have it

[Cali @crisalea2]

@ahscqlts @sternpilled They lost the sister with infertility issues to queerness when they could have left her story and embraced queerness in a story line that isn't already hard hitting.
I thought eloise was a lesbian season 1 and honestly think she is the prettiest one on the show

[Cali @crisalea2]

@JdubAndrew @gemeiner_senf @Juris_Sequoia @cessonmute So imagine if you had just googled it, done research, and found it with your own critical thinking skills and ability to identify reliable sources.

Why use the planet killing, human dumb dumb, thinking machine if it can't even critically think for you?

[Cali @crisalea2]

@dead_baseball @RosaParrhesia Women are socialized to multitask. Do the dishes, answer the kids, listen for the timer.

Men are socialized to think they are superior while being unable to function as an adult, father, or husband.

You and your roommates can't do one thing while paying attention to a movie??

[Cali @crisalea2]

@ianthom94585013 @hell_line0 Chess isn't a sport and men don't have half of the functioning capabilities of women. That's why they need suits and stocks, because they would flounder if they ever had to do an ounce of actual work.

Go be transphobic in front of big ben or something.

[cammie ☆ @cammiescounting]

if you regularly use chatgpt then yes you are genuinely stupid and deserve less respect 💞

[Cali @crisalea2]

Will Flounder teach Elsie to say Wingapo???

[Cali @crisalea2]

@PanVraIn @TheJizzJuicer @DX3NEAT @darkacademician @Captain_Fubar Threats and anger will get you engagement, if that's what you want. It will also put you in danger, especially when targeted at the very violent and unstable United States

[Cali @crisalea2]

@RadtkeKathi @barbaramccarren @ZeekArkham @MBS_CLT Filling yourself with lead paint and hateful rhetoric is distorting reality in your head.

I'm sorry that you never had a chance for critical thinking and deductive reasoning, but maybe recognize your delusions and don't defend the man curb stomping democracy.

[Cali @crisalea2]

@SirBylHolte @SpaghettiKozak If you find a nice rock to go live under you can relive your childhood of ignorant bliss. Might need to throw away the technology you use to complain so you don't doomscroll