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[Michele Tafoya @Michele_Tafoya]

Today there was an incredibly important Senate hearing on protecting women’s sports.

Not one Democrat showed up.

Do not call yourself a women’s-rights advocate if you refuse to show up when it matters most.

America’s daughters are watching. They deserve leaders who will defend Title IX and fight for their future.

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

I can’t show up in a Muslim country with a beer, a BLT, tank tops/shorts, preaching the word of GOD, or my dachshunds and call it a normal Sunday.

So spare me the lecture about America changing our customs to make someone else comfortable.

*We drink.
*We eat bacon.
*Women wear what they want.
*Dogs live in the house.
* We worship the one true GOD.

If that offends you, this isn’t your country to redesign. You can self deport.

[Cris @crisc94]

@sagesteele Why do people even care.? They need lives…

[Cris @crisc94]

@DisprinXtra Wow

[Cris @crisc94]

@DefiantLs Maybe got some clothes that fit.

[Susie Wiles @SusieWiles47]

Some personal news I’m grateful to share. After a medical appointment at the Mayo Clinic this week, my pathology results came back clear.

I am cancer free.

Thank you to my family, friends, doctors, and everyone who prayed for me, checked in, and supported me along the way.

A special thank you to President Trump for his unwavering support. I am deeply grateful and will continue to work to advance his America First Agenda.

[Cris @crisc94]

@AdrianneCurry 🤮

[Cris @crisc94]

@gman5180 Couldn’t not care less. Does not bother me.

[Mandy @MarindaVannoy1]

Sydney Sweeney being naked with some footballs doesn’t set women’s sports back hundreds of years; however, letting men who pretend to be women play in them does.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

I remember when marrying your own brother or killing your 3 children was a crime.

The good ole days.

[Gina Milan @ginamilan_]

It actually blows my mind that ZERO Republicans have called for Mitch McConnell to step down.

We spent four years saying Biden was a walking corpse whose brain was mush. Now our side watches an 84-year-old man disappear for three months, get wheeled back into the Senate looking frail as hell, and nobody says a word.

That’s embarrassing.

You either hold everyone to the same standard, or you’re a hypocrite.

MITCH MCCONNELL NEEDS TO GO. PERIOD.

[Cris @crisc94]

@Deancain Same

[Cris @crisc94]

@spencerpratt Fishing in a dress shirt and dress pants🤦‍♀️

[𝚁𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚢 🌹 @RossyPrime]

I hate living in a world where people think Lindsay Clancy is innocent and Charlie Kirk deserved to die.

[Jason D. Meister 🇺🇸 @jason_meister]

5+ MILLION VIEWS

[OkieMaga_Patriot46 @Okie_Patriot46]

I need to make a very PUBLIC announcement on behalf of younger GenXers and older Millennials.

If you see someone in their 40s or 50s who seems a little boring now, I need you to understand something...

We already got it in.

Like...GOT. IT. IN.

We are not sitting home on a Friday night because we never knew how to have fun.
We are sitting home on a Friday night because we have seen enough.

We went to parties in houses that should have been condemned and were almost certainly owned by the local drug dealer.

We saw police lights and RAN and not across a nice, flat field.
INTO THE WOODS.

Do you understand the athleticism required to hurdle uprooted tree roots in platform shoes while simultaneously trying to keep your low-rise jeans from sliding completely off your ass?

And somehow...we never spilled the Zima. We never spilled the Boone’s Farm.

That was TALENT.

We slept on floors in strange houses because the designated driver either never showed up or, in a shocking turn of events, was drunker than everybody else.

There was no Uber, Life360 or Find My Friends.
There was just somebody named Mike saying, “I know a shortcut.”

And we FOLLOWED MIKE.

We closed down bars and then decided the night was still young, so we drove to Atlantic City, where we somehow managed to get drunk, sober up, get drunk again, sober up again and then get drunk a THIRD TIME before breakfast.

And according to our parents? We were at Michelle’s house.

Eating pizza and watching movies.

Michelle’s mother unknowingly covered for approximately 17 people every weekend. If there even was a Michelle.

We drank things called Purple Passion, Mad Dog 20/20 and whatever somebody mixed inside a giant plastic garbage can. Nobody asked what was in it. You grabbed a red Solo cup and trusted the process.

We went to clubs until the lights came on. Do you know the psychological damage of seeing a nightclub with the LIGHTS ON? Nothing good happens after those lights come on.

We danced for four straight hours in shoes that permanently altered the structure of our feet.

We made entire plans without cell phones...no texts, dropped pins or group chats...just an extremely questionable sense of direction.

We rode in cars with 11 people when the vehicle legally seated five. Someone was always sitting on someone. Someone was always in the hatchback.
And there was always one friend yelling, “DUCK!” when we passed a cop.

So yes...now we like being home.
We like sweatpants.
We like cancelling plans.
We like saying, “That sounds fun!” with absolutely no intention of attending.
We like restaurants at 5:30 because we can get a good table.
We like being home by 8:17.

And if someone texts at 9:30 PM and says, “What are you doing?”
Sleeping...we are sleeping.

Because this is not boring my friends...this is retirement.

We already played, partied and danced on the bar.
We already ran from the cops through a wooded area dressed like a Spice Girl.

We have stories that cannot be posted because there are still people with careers, marriages and reputations to protect. And thank GOD there were no camera phones.

So kids, when you look at your Gen X and older Millennial parents sitting peacefully on the couch watching Dateline at 8 PM and think:
“God, you guys are boring.”

Sweetheart...oh sweetheart.
You are looking at retired legends.

Put some respect on our names. We're probably the reason Life360 was invented.

xoxoxo (posted from someone else on FakeBook) 🤣 #genx #oldandtired

[Shawn Farash @Shawn_Farash]

This is one of the best and most moving political ads I have ever seen.

New York... Vote BLAKEMAN for Governor this November.

There are tons of 9/11 families in NY who feel this way. This type of pain doesn't fade. These kinds of wounds never fully heal.

Do it for them.

[Ivanka Trump @IvankaTrump]

25 years later, we remember the lives lost, the heroes who ran toward danger, and the spirit of a nation that came together.

We remember. We honor. We will never forget. 🇺🇸

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🔥 LET’S GO! Yankees fans just PELTED a man with beer and food after he ran out on the field with a Palestinian flag

The WHOLE STADIUM broke out in chants of “USA! USA!”

Pulling this stunt on 9/11 is TRAITOROUS. DEPORT!

[Jason D. Meister 🇺🇸 @jason_meister]

Wake up, New York. The hour is later than you think. 🗽 🇺🇸