Sam Pellegrino

Imagine if this was all real

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

@murray_brandt I already preordered

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

I thought this was Vision

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Sid Rosenberg encourages the Jewish community to be proud and not to "hide your yarmulkes."

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

She once took a picture on Jacks moped outside our apartment in college #scoooooo

[WWE @WWE]

#ANDNEW 🌊

@SolRucaWWE is the NEW Women's Intercontinental Champion!!

#WWEClash

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

Cleveland Cavaliers fans are the biggest bunch of losers I’ve ever seen. Crybaby showcase masterclass. Also incredible the speak like they didn’t watch a single postseason game hahahahahaha. James Harden will be back

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

‼️DARYL MOREY IS A LIAR‼️

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

So surreal. Had to call my Dad in France and break the news. Hoping we find out the cause soon but just so sad. RIP Zag legend Brandon Clarke

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

Thank god I’m 5 whiskey cokes deep. What an absolute joke of an account. I think crying on the field at any level is absurdly lame, but a classic representation of people who don’t understand the MCLA, and that’s ok

[Upstream Lacrosse @upstreamlax]

It's club lacrosse it's not that deep bro

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

@Danny_RedHot Not surprising from BYU. They as he ejected?

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

@Wxggxvxllx @Tony_Pesta My god you’re insufferable mate. My boy Tony just wanted to bring up the fact both Cavs superstars gave up a clutch shot for role player vet Dennis. You are tripping way too much lmao

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

@1evan_thomson Hope our Oregon State transfer is good!

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

She has been talking to her baby all flight. That mf cannot understand you there is no point in making everyone suffer

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

Shorty is breastfeeding her 1 year old child directly next to me on a flight. Lord have mercy

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

HARDEN4HEISMAN

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

Scottie Barnes started jawing at James Harden and clapped in his face. A few possessions later…

Harden hit him with a brutal stiff arm and pointed at him going down the court.

Cold blooded.

[Mike @hammerito]

the Career Mode tutorial starts with your dad paying to defend you from DUI charges

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

My goat please stop with the AI slop😭😭

[James Harden @JHarden13]

My team and I linked up with Utopai Studios - taking a real idea and turning it into a full animated world through storytelling, not just tech. For everybody who’s been rocking with the beard since day one. More on the way!

- UNO

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

@OregonHomer You got the idiots to come out of their cave for this one. Homer based?

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

@B1GDuckEnergyy Seeing an Oregon fan start OP brings tears to my eyes. Hope you enjoy the greatest piece of fiction ever created

[Sam Pellegrino @CriscolaSam]

Obviously unsure if this number is real, but my god if it is wake up people. Dude is the diddler and is stealing millions, if not billions. BUT HES GETTING RID OF ILLEGALS. Lmaooo sybhau

[FactPost @factpostnews]

According to a new Forbes analysis, Donald Trump has increased his net worth by $1.4 billion over the past year.

He is now worth $6.5 billion.

[𝘖𝘯𝘺𝘹𝘏𝘰𝘰𝘱𝘴 @OnyxHoops]

“GREEN GOBLIN: SIGNED ON AS A MEMBER OF THE SINISTER SIX”