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creature of sorts

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…William Miller???

[NPR Music @nprmusic]

No. 341 of #1000TinyDesks: @JakeBugg

https://t.co/bPbNaOj42X

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@kritt96 what’s 9+10?

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@kritt96 quality

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today is my birthday and I went to pick up my prescription @ walgreens. I gave the woman my DOB and she yells back at me “GIRL, WHAT ARE YOU DOING AT WALGREENS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY???”

dare I say ……. this … is …. 26??

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3rd ave is the primo case study of a dumb dumb MTA decision

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is anyone talking about this???

[Cher @cher]

Ok,Someone call Emergency,& TAKE MY PHONE AWAY 4 EVER‼️I WAS TXTNG & TALKING 2 FRIENDS,& MY MIND WAS INVADED BY A CREATURE FROM ANOTHER . GALAXY.HE INVADED MY BODY 2.( that wasn’t so bad)SURE HE’S DENING IT NOW‼️Cher⁉️CHER WHO⁉️
HOWEVER IN MY DEFENSE
MY PHONE’S ON DRUGS

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@davethomas_ LOUDER

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something poetically psychotic about having miso soup on a 90 degree day

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TSA confiscated my overnight oats because they were “too mushy”

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thou shall not enter the empty subway car

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@Kleinberg2013 dude season 20

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none of my texts send in m*nhattan

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@lblendher i love u

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some of my best work

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@_SeanDonnelly can’t say you’re wrong

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jesus christ no

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@Venmo you are lagging so hard my dude. pick up the pace!

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@cullullen louder

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my mother on @DavidSpade

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do you know anyone whose email sign off is “heart crystals & moonbeams,” because I sure do!