Cris

I stare at a screen and push buttons.

[Cris @crisgaret]

@imrogb @chriscoyier This has me thinking, can you steam milk then add a teabag? Is that a thing?

[Cris @crisgaret]

I made it to that point in my life where I pay money to let an attorney named Kyle try to choke me out every Saturday.
Not today Kyle!

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Middle-aged Suburban Jiu-jitsu Turtles

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@TadCarpenter That's a bold step. Being from the south, I bet people there hate it?

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@TadCarpenter Infoodencer

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@TadCarpenter Finally someone who understands!

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"Rapid unscheduled disassembly" -- What happens when we tell our kid it is bed time.

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@Tantacrul Just saw ‘Number of Tracks’ above the input. That is best.

[Cris @crisgaret]

@Tantacrul Can the word ‘Quantity:’ go under the input field? This would help balance the section. It’s tough having it inline with the four box grid above.

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A Baker's Hug is a donut, right?

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Doing some research tonight for an essay I am working on explaining to my wife the cornbread IS NOT corn cake.

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Easter Milk = Chocolate Egg Nog

(A joke worked out by our family over breakfast)

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@therealjimteal I feel attacked.

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How old is too old to go to @ChuckECheese for your birthday? Asking for a friend.

[Daniel Fusco @danielfusco]

When cancel culture finishes, the only person left standing is Jesus.

And that was always the point!

[Cris @crisgaret]

Today, after 4+ years of art school, and 15+ years of doing art/design work, I realized that when people say 'picture in your mind', that isn't just hyperbole. What? people can really see things when they close their eyes? I just see black.
Apparently this is called Aphantasia.

[Cris @crisgaret]

Life is a collage.

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The future is tomorrow (I think you are supposed to say 'now') but that is just not accurate.

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It's not until you can see that you know the direction to go.

[Cris @crisgaret]

First rule of PR, never work with animals, children, or other people. -probably