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BSc | CPhT

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Bahahaha omg man. WE ARE SO COOKED.

[CLARK @clarkcashes]

Aint no way its that many people tryna stream lmaooo go back to school man

[izzy @butchysports]

objectively funny

[𝕊𝕠𝕔𝕚𝕒𝕝𝕚𝕤𝕥 𝕊𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕕𝕞𝕚𝕟 💾 @reset_by_peer]

The fact that that they’re pouring from 1 gallon bottles instead of pulling up a tanker truck and hooking it up directly to the pumping system is a strong indicator that someone low on the totem pole got yelled at and had to improvise by sending some interns on a home-depot run.

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

the whitest westerner u know just fell to their knees in their moms basement

[Michael O’Brien @DrOBrienMD]

Y’all, not to be a huge nerd but for the reflecting pool you would need a minimum of about 8,000 liters of 12% hydrogen peroxide to reach the 50 parts per million concentration to kill algae…

Is this what happens when you have 0 scientists in your administration?

[31stCenturyCombat @faithandheresy]

America is fundamentally about making your own individual life easier at the expense of everyone else.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

This is enough money to cover universal free college for every US student for nearly a decade btw

[WHARKETTE @WHARKNUT]

He should stop at 80 to show respect to Kobe

[Terminally Online Leftist 🥂 @terminallyOL]

trillionaire mindset

[✰ @juicenotthekid_]

beavers are so funny why are you a little rat doing hydraulic engineering

[+ MachDominus + @MachDominus]

The people of New York are gonna tie Mamdani to the mayor seat like he's the Emperor of Mankind, and I'm here for it.

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

actually hilarious the only game the knicks lost is the one trump was at

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

Your boyfriend is trying to give you a five-course meal after you gave him vomit on a plate.

[The Pink King @DayalSami]

Call me a hater but I think living in a world where both trillionaires and global poverty coexist is a sign humanity has failed as a species

[Sisa @TheTitanBaddie]

It's hilarious that there's a whole fanbase that wants this boy to be some tortured art and literature intellectual but he's really just a NYC wigga dude bro who loves bad bitches and coke.

[Tulkas🧉🦖 @oTulkas]

A estratégia dos fdp é a mesma a 30 mil anos.

[Chase @chasekr8]

I’ll be real for a second. If you voted for this, I think less of you mentally.

[kordell @lledrook]

yo these niggas wasted absolutely NO TIME LMFAOOOO