Feeding the ducks while listening to “Ride of the Valkyries” as they fly across the pond is absolutely hilarious. Yet, as my brother and I laughed and laughed, a crazed turtle in the distance planned his attack. #MutantNinjaTurtles#SaturdayVibes
The year is 2073.
You have 128 Petabytes on your phone.
Your phone is also full and you desperately scramble to offload holograms from that reunion with friends so you can 3D scan the room as your grandkid blows out the candles..
We will always live on the edge or our capacity.
Remember... You’re not herding goats in the desert, wearing the only white one-piece robe you own, waiting to go home to your cold water-bucket shower of pond water and goop food. #LifesNotThatHard