Cris Kalb

80% Sarcasm-20% Political Incorrectness. #Bitcoin Maximalist. Tennis hooligan.

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This one is still the best marriage proposal during a tennis game:

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@SethDillon It’s Christians, Catholics and Jews against Islam.

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@cenkuygur @VoteMarsha Lol, this ratio

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I've already told grandma not to wrap food in newspaper.

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@_baruc_ @terefifas

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@NormalGayPsych People often forget Trump supported the gay community as a candidate (2015) regardless of the blowback he could’ve had from conservatives / evangelicals.
Unlike Obama and Clinton in their respective primaries: “marriage should be between a man a woman.”

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@NormalGayPsych I say this as a gay woman -with common sense, same as you.

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@pavyg She has ALWAYS been a sore loser.

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@Fx1Jonny *killing rapists and their enablers
(regardless of race and religion)

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@MyCoolShirt @GarbageHuman24 They’d turn around thinking the person is pointing at a someone behind them. When they’d see there’s no one there, they’d just carry on.

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@fabiandicosta El más grande respeto a Bukele.
No solo rescatistas y perros, sino también múltiples aviones con insumos, medicamentos y hasta maquinaria pesada para las labores de rescate.
🫡

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@Fosforo_3 @topos @romeromex Pues mira, te explico. Son personas que están por arriesgar la vida, de forma voluntaria.
Saben que les esperan días de presenciar escenas inimaginables, de horror.
Y a lo mejor es la última vez que pueden sonreír.

Pocas profesiones tan heroicas en el mundo como los topos.

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@DiggingInTheDi1 Here’s the craziest thing: India could send 10 million Indians to every single country on Earth, and still have roughly 1 billion people.
So still the 2nd most populous country.

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@saras76 More Mexicorean babies coming in 9 months.

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@jordan188821 @mario4thenorth @MadLadMarcin lol 🤡

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@DLoesch I traveled to Australia a few years ago, and returned the following year -Tim Tams had a lot to do with it.

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@ClarksonsFarm1 At this point, the only reason to visit England would be to go to Jeremy Clarkson’s pub.

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@politicalawake He should’ve gotten a medal.

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@HamzaOday775 @realMaalouf So, amphetamines basically.

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@wanted4mogging @devide_me Holly crap. It’s painful how true this is.