Jules Santana Crisp

Cool cool cool

[Jules Santana Crisp @crisp_jules]

@Econoboi Your 3rd bullet point is idiotic. How does providing illegal immigrants that havent been properly processed beneficial to this country?! If anything streamline the immigration process but dont just let over a million randoms get into the party dude.

[Jules Santana Crisp @crisp_jules]

@AMAZlNGNATURE @la_robaby us on the way to get fishy snacks and ice cream ♾️

[Jules Santana Crisp @crisp_jules]

@la_robaby We can buy to pizzas babey, you wild 😂

[🌙✨Robertha✨🌙 @la_robaby]

In every Latin American relationship there’s a ruffles queso boi and a @lays límon papitas gurl.

[🌙✨Robertha✨🌙 @la_robaby]

Currently in a room full of doctors and and nurses and I know for a fact that none of them have any Tylenol or ibuprofen on them

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

someone born in 1999 is 46 years old, let that sink in

[Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee]

Everyone here is much stronger than they think … you’ve got a lot more strength inside of you .. keep your head up and your eyes smiling ♥️

[🌙✨Robertha✨🌙 @la_robaby]

Hungry? Try eating the dry peeling skin of your lips as a little snack

[Jules Santana Crisp @crisp_jules]

@la_robaby Disagree with all except your affinity for junk food ;)

[Jules Santana Crisp @crisp_jules]

@bienmaltrip You have to be the editor of a journalistic magazine in Northern Europe for it to work like them!

[Jules Santana Crisp @crisp_jules]

@rxbertha Cuz youre a sexy sexy snack gurl 😘😍

[Jules Santana Crisp @crisp_jules]

@rxbertha Im game!

[Jules Santana Crisp @crisp_jules]

@rxbertha @Walmart The Lady in apartment # 1, thats all im gonna say ;)

[Jules Santana Crisp @crisp_jules]

More and more convinced that life is just a fancy video game with each passing day #livinginasimulation #simulation #gamelife #dogs #life #theory

[Jules Santana Crisp @crisp_jules]

If you ever run across my original twitter account just know i was young and therefore dramatic. #judgemeifyougotatinydick

[🌙✨Robertha✨🌙 @la_robaby]

Me: ...anyway I guess that’s why I think my dad doesn’t really like me

My dog just trying to eat:

[Jules Santana Crisp @crisp_jules]

If you tell me what day and month you were born im pretty good at guessing your astrological sign...like 63% success rate. Im pretty proud of those stats #wizard #magicislame #signs #astrology

[Jules Santana Crisp @crisp_jules]

Youre high as hell. You pass the joint around like youre smoking with a pack of pigeons. You feel flurry of bite-stings on your fingers as they all reach for the J. You look up: youve been smoking a french roll with 13 geese for the past half hour. Good morning.

[Jules Santana Crisp @crisp_jules]

I only get on twitter to see how my fiancé is feeling....why dont i have a million followers yet!?

[Jules Santana Crisp @crisp_jules]

My pops taught me young, politicians are all pieces of shit.

[Justin Hart @justin_hart]

L.A. restaurant owner makes emotional plea. Spends thousands to comply w/regulations. Must close down thanks to ⁦@GavinNewsom⁩ & ⁦@ericgarcetti⁩

And right next to her... a movie company got an exemption.

This pisses me off.