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[Jared Shult @jared_shult]

“If Greg Abbott is not man enough to debate me then he isn’t man enough to be the governor of Texas”

Damn she cooked his ass😭

[🕷️ @ACKERMLV]

my favorite nonchalant streamer

[roman. @Kl5SME]

whoever is responsible for this scene, I hope you have a wonderful day today

[Sundaye @BrightLikeSunny]

Lolly gagging = Fucking around

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The day Martin Scorsese lost the Oscar yet won something even greater.

[crisp @crispcrosp_]

@anneotani i do love that chatty has known no peace since falling in love with ray lmaoooo he’s gonna go bald

[Vianne☀ @anneotani]

dawson is chatty's uncle because he is tessa's brother LMAOOOO
chatty: "why did you call me nephew?"
dawson: "you know the group you're talking about that rae was part of?"
chatty: "chang gang?"
dawson: "yeah they killed my father"
*parachutes*

[bonnie ⚢ ˚ ༘ ೀ @breezesting]

baby bustina nut is already so loved by daddy buster and uncle monte 🥹 #itsagirl #ghostpapa

[noa @gaaramace]

like what do you mean only two people have actually tried to communicate with beef in the reading language that he understands

[EastPointPapist @eastpointpapist]

Protestants: Catholics are heretics.

Also Protestants:

[crisp @crispcrosp_]

dr beef i desire you

[nyx ⁵ . ꨄ︎ | #savef5ve @44kkumi]

manslaughter charges have been dropped, now vivienne’s facing first degree robbery and resisting arrest. mr beef continuing to be a goated lawyer

[ana @evangenena]

los gringos no saben una mierda de jenni rivera ellos no vieron esto en vivo

[𝓐𝓵𝓲🍥✨️ @spiralrasengan]

Trying his hardest to resist mom & dad affection but gave in cause he's just a boy craving for parental love he always yearned for❤️‍🩹

[Gaara @G4ara_exe]

Mi mamá odia al estado ilegítimo por mi culpa uhbebe

[☆Nel☆ 🇵🇱 @Troocina]

E: You can be a lawyer, you can be a part of the crew, but like-
M: I can't be a lawyer
E: Sure, you can be whoever you want
M: No, I lost my bar degree

Oh, that was actually so sad to hear...

[a ᭝ ᨳଓ @rozyilya]

and THIS is what we should be getting more of after the success of heated rivalry. this is what the people want and need.

not a dozen straight hockey romances

[🇲🇽 | liz ʕ⁠´⁠•⁠ᴥ⁠•⁠`⁠ʔ ✿ @teruuu_ikm]

ignorando a 🤮estados unidos🤮, q soporten los europeos 👻

[blu 🧶 @gemondirl]

Everyone hyped this woman up for the past year for looking like a fairy and mermaid... the moment she drops a video with that exact vibe everyone is like wooow she's reheating her own nachos... everyone is so ungrateful omg

[☆Nel☆ 🇵🇱 @Troocina]

No fireflies? Gotta pull the right card... Ziggy's one ofc 👀👀

Z: And what would you be willing to exchange for some fireflies?
E: I can pay you with money, but you can ask for anything, yk

And the comment on the photo was pretty interesting too 🤭